Run, Toby, Run

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Toby and I had a misadventure a couple of weeks ago. While on a walk, two large dogs woofed at Toby and scared him so badly that he bolted. He pulled me hard enough to knock me down and flip me over. I was stunned, and it took a few seconds for me to be able to move. In that time my little stinker pulled the leash off my wrist and ran away.

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I landed hard on both hands and both knees. My knees were torn and bruised even through my clothes. This was one hand after cleaning out the abrasions. (I left a nice trail of blood along the way home.)

Unlike the last time I fell, kind people stopped to check on me while others went after Toby. He was so scared that he was over a quarter of a mile away – heading home as fast as his little terrier legs could carry him – before someone caught him.

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I wasn’t scared. I was just being prudent.

Very rapidly.

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Toby has always been a scaredy boy, but he was calmer and more willing to try new things when Geordie was with him. Human children may have security blankets, but Toby had a Security Geordie. I wonder sometimes if he might not be such an emotional mess if he still had a canine buddy.

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Dream Our World

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Come see how much braver Toby is when he is with this big brother Geordie as they visit the Museum of the Imagination. In Dream Our World they view the world of art from a canine perspective while enjoying a day of unsupervised fun.

Dream Our World and other fine gifts are available from my shop at L Bowman Studios.

The Anniversary

Today is Geordie’s Heaven birthday. Does it seem like just yesterday that he went Home, or was it forever ago? I can’t remember. – Toby

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Perhaps this quilt is for you? Information about size and pricing as well as details of construction are available here at L Bowman Studios.

Teach the little ones who they are and that they are loved.

Sweet Potatoes

Finally my garden yields some interesting food.

When I dug this up, I couldn’t believe how the potatoes had curled around each other. When I tried to separate them, I found that this is not a cluster but a single potato. It weighs nearly 3 lbs. Toby and I are going to have to be very hungry when we cook this monster (presuming we can find a pot big enough, that is.)

At least these potatoes had the courage to be individuals.

This one hopes to be curly fries.

It seemed that every potato wanted to get in on the 80s “permed” look.

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Despite Toby’s enthusiasm for digging, I didn’t trust him to help with the potatoes.

I don’t know what you’re talking about. I’m a big help.

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It feels wrong to write silly posts about sweet potatoes when our friends in the Middle East are suffering so horribly. Know that our thoughts and prayers are with you. Someday soon I hope we can laugh and talk about things of no consequence again.

Twinsies!

Toby had to go to the vet to have some cysts removed. In the process, they also removed his fur.

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Now he looks an awful lot like me with patches of hair missing.

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Mom, stop trying to take my picture already.

It looks like I have nipples on my back, and I don’t want anyone to see.

Where Toby used to be.

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Bitey Dog and Toby in POOPITER

While we were at the vet’s office, I read to Toby from a copy of Poopiter that is in the waiting area. He seemed strangely interested when I pointed to the picture at the back of the book of Geordie and him sleeping. (Between nostalgia and the cost of the visit…I really teared up.)

The Bookshelf

Gosh guys, not being able to see well recently has really made me think about the clutter i have in my life.

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I mean, if I couldn't see, how could I even start to sort through books? Would I still want any of these/ Might someone come read them to me?

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Some of these books were new when I go them. they were cutting edge research. Maybe a histlry major would be interested in the now. Or an archaeologist.

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Some of these books were gifts, so they are very dear to me, yet if I am honest with myself, I will likely never read them again.

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Humans are so ridiculously sentimental. I mean, we dogs destroy our toys all the tme and don't give it a second thought. Hush your mouth! Blue Puppy is a national treasure!

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The thought of my overcrowded bookshelf weighed heavily on my mind, yet it was painful to consider giving away something as significant as a book. Still, I forced myself to start the difficult task and set aside a few volumes that I no longer needed.

Then I woke up.

Crap!!!

So sometimes you dream of the devil, and sometimes you dream about cleaning bookshelves? (Humans are so weird.)

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Dream Our World

A book everyone should have on their shelves is Dream Our World! Inside, Bitey and Toby visit the museum of their dreams as they view the world of art from a canine perspective.

Dream Our World and other fine gifts are available from my shop at L Bowman Studios.

Deer Spray

Phew!  i accidentally got some of this stinky deer spray on myself!  How can you tell?  'Cause she smells better than usual!

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Worth it! Totally!

This Bitey Dog, of course, was contributed by family (but I can’t boot them in the butt, so I drew this instead.).

What can I say? I call them like I smell them.

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Dream Our World

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Join Bitey and Toby in Dream Our World as they visit the museum of their dreams and view the world of art from a canine perspective.

Dream Our World, and other fine gifts, can be found in my shop at L Bowman Studios.

Talking to God

Heavenly Father.  I'm sorry.  I didn't advance my life in any way today.

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What makes you think you can be anywhere but exactly where I want you to be?

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You mean I'm actually dong OK?

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God?  Hello?

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Sigh.

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If you want to give your life meaning, get a puppy.

(Specifically a Cairn terrier. We’re the best.)

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Dream Our World

Bring meaning to your life by reading Dream Our World. Inside, Bitey and Toby visit the museum of their dreams and view the world of art from a canine perspective.

Dream Our World and other fine gifts are available from my shop at L Bowman Studios. (Dream Our World is also available through your local library!)

Gross Jabba & Doggy Mama

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Hey guys, come take a look at t his! Ewww! That's disgusting!

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Wait, you drew a Jabba the Hutt picture for a hair story? Not a fat joke?

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What? He's bald too.

Sadly those real gobs of hair keep falling out, and I’ve already lost about half of what I started with. I asked the doctor if Lyme’s were responsible for the hair loss since it caused so much pain to my head, but she said it was just the trauma of being sick.

Last night I was glancing over my hospital discharge papers. On them was a note about my blood pressure being HIGH at 144/77. (Normally mine is so low that it is too low.) I Googled whether Lyme’s can cause high blood pressure, and – no surprise- it can. The disease infects every organ and can affect the heart. The article I read said that the tiredness and fatigue that comes with Lyme’s is due largely to how it affects the heart.

Hmm, so if Lyme’s can alter the way the heart works, can it influence the appetite as well? I was curious because I find myself only wanting bland, unseasoned food lately. Off I scurried to Google that as well. While Lyme’s doesn’t cause an aversion to spiced or seasoned food, it can and does upset the GI tract. It can cause this lovely condition called “The Bell’s Palsy of the Bowel” where it can create some wicked bad constipation by weakening the muscles that move food through the intestines. Some people self-medicate for months before realizing that this is the result of Lyme’s and not something else. By the way, there is no reason that I bring this up. No reason at all. However, you may want to buy stock in coconut water and laxatives.

So, there is more than one reason I drew our dear friend Jabba today. I feel as disgusting as he looks.

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Don’t look at me. I’m good at pooping.

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Dream Our World

Come see what my boys have been up to by picking up a copy of Dream Our World. Inside, they visit the museum of their dreams and enjoy a day of unsupervised fun.

Dream Our World is available from my shop at L Bowman Studios as well as Amazon and your local library!

Gimme A Kiss

Every year I have to have something odd show up in the garden (other than me, of course). This year I got a sunflower that reminds me of Jeff Dunham’s character Peanut.

Since I took this picture, the birds have eaten all of the seeds on this guy’s forehead, but they are leaving the regular-looking sunflowers alone. Maybe they are trying to make him look more like Achmed?

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Seriously, just pee on that thing, and let’s get back to what is more important.

Me.

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Dream Our World

Come see what trouble my boys can get into Dream Our World. Inside they visit the Museum of the Imagination and view the world of art from a canine perspective all while enjoying a day of unsupervised fun!

Dream Our World is available from my shop at L Bowman Studios and from Amazon.