Happy Easter from Bitey and Toby!
(I like remembering my boys together.)
A Difficult Decision
Trust me. It matters.
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Do you have a student in your life who is starting back to in-person classes? If so, send him or her to school in style with this Cecil the Cat Lunch Bag. Happy Cecil smiles as he tells your student “I love you” in American Sign Language. Bag is insulated to keep food cool during the day. If Cecil gets dirty, you can throw him in the wash (unlike real kitties which object strenuously to baths).
Cecil the Cat Lunch Bag is available from my shop.
Toasters and Magnets
Finding work has been next to impossible for me since most places around here are still closed. I wondered if perhaps a car magnet advertising pet portrait services might get some attention.
Toby says the fact that we drive a toaster might distract from any messages on the door.
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Come with Bitey and Toby on a journey of the imagination in Dream Our World! Inside, the boys visit the museum of their dreams as they view the world of art from a canine perspective.
Dream Our World is available from my shop and from Amazon.
Toby Catches Something
Wow, these snowflakes are so beautiful!
I wish I could show them to mommy. I bet she would like them.
Snowflake bouquets taste almost as good as the regular ones!
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If your corner of the world is opening up and you would like to find something nice for the young man in your life, then come visit the Boys’ Department in my store! There is a variety of dress, casual shirts, ties, vests and cardigans available so that your boy can look his best going back to school or religious services.
Work on Your Timing
She thinks this is by accident, but I do it all the time on purpose!
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Now is the perfect time to order a custom pet portrait for someone you love. They are a beautiful way to celebrate a birthday or a loving memorial to a beloved pet who has crossed the Bridge.
Portraits can be ordered from my website L Bowman Studios. Information on sizes and pricing are on the Ordering a Pet Portrait page.
The Swimming Hole
In real life puppies aren’t allowed to come here, so we’ve found a way around the rules!
As long as it’s not a bath, I’m game.
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If you would like a portrait of your wee evil beastie (or even your large, friendly beastie) contact me at my website.
Information on sizes and pricing is listed on the Pet Portrait page.
Cryptomnesia
Ha! We doggies like poop jokes!
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Is it still cold and snowy where you are? Then consider treating yourself to a pair of hand knit ladies cranberry socks to help keep you warm! These and other fine gifts can be found in my shop.
When Mama Is Cold
Don’t worry boys. Only six more weeks till you can pee.
Kick the Snow!
Come on, mom, kick the snow!
Here is Toby staring at my boots telling me to start the game.
This has got to be Toby’s favorite game in the whole world. Every time it snows, we play “Kick the Snow’ for hours. Look at those teeth! Look at those claws! This boy is dead set on killing himself some snow.
My neighbor saw us playing and said of Toby, “He’s bat-shit crazy, isn’t he?”. Short answer: yes.
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If you and your beloved decided to get married on Valentine’s Day but you haven’t yet chosen a ring, be sure to buy a beautiful Royal Velvet Pillow for perfect presentation. Royal Velvet Pillow can also be used as a ring-bearer’s pillow during the ceremony. Once you’ve settled into a happy life together, your Royal Velvet Pillow can rest in a place of honor on your comfy couch.
Royal Velvet Pillow is available from my shop.
Toby Was Here
Who else were you expecting?
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Covid has proved to be a boon for the boys. They have been able to run around the museum unsupervised for a year while all the humans stay home! Come see what they have been up to during their visit in Dream Our World.
Dream Our World is available from my shop and from Amazon.
The Adventures of Bitey Dog 