The New Toaster

It's a "toaster". The other broke. I had to get a new one. I seem to recall a red one when I first came here. I rather liked the red one. If were changing "toasters", can we get it back? I don't like this one. I liked the old one. "Toasters" bring bad things. I hate them! I hate them!

What are you talking about? You hated the old toaster. You made fun of it all the time. Maybe I didn't actually HATE it. I mean, after a while it kind of grew on me.

What did you do with the old one? I...um...gave it up for adoption.

Adoption? Oh no! Are you going to give us up for adoption too? No! Not adoption! What if we promise to be really good and not bark too much?

In Memoriam:

I thought yoiu liked the Honda. I do, but this is what I could afford. I call slotgun!

Don’t make me go near that thing.

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As if life weren’t busy enough, I had to get a new “toaster” this week. I brought it home to show Murphy, and he wouldn’t come within 10 yards of it. I guess I don’t have to worry about him borrowing it in the middle of the night…you know, to make toast.

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Inside the Museum of the Imagination, Geordie and Toby view the world of art from a canine perspective while enjoying a day of unsupervised fun. There are a lot of hidden gems inside Dream Our World, and it is a joy for all ages. Treat yourself to a read that is both fun and educational!

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Cancelled

In case you aren’t familiar with the backstory….

The Toaster

Introductions

(The point being that I bought a used car that looks a lot like a toaster…)

Are we there yet? I'm not touching you! His tail is on my half!

I thought this feature might come in handy some day!

(This is only imaginary. I would never use the ejector seat in the car for my puppies!)

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Now this happened for real on a drive home. After squabbling in the car, the two boys were so tired that they fell asleep together. It is one of my treasured memories.

I wasn’t there for that occasion, but I am very good at sleeping on my own.

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This rustic Bear Paw Quilt would fit in nicely at a cabin by the lake or thrown over your couch at home. The pattern is geometric, and the colors are bold yet earthy. The overall effect of the quilt is of paw prints in snow. On sunny days, the colors look so inviting it is hard not to lie down on them and take a nap.

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Toasters and Magnets

I wouldn't mind so much if it were a picture of us.

Finding work has been next to impossible for me since most places around here are still closed. I wondered if perhaps a car magnet advertising pet portrait services might get some attention.

Toby says the fact that we drive a toaster might distract from any messages on the door.

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Come with Bitey and Toby on a journey of the imagination in Dream Our World! Inside, the boys visit the museum of their dreams as they view the world of art from a canine perspective.

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Introductions

Hi, my name is Star. Your name is Toaster.

Despite the similarity of their names, The Tobester does not like The Toaster.

Mom, you can’t draw a car for crap!

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To display your golden toast when company comes over, consider using this lovely hand stitched Orchid Bread Cloth to line your bread basket. Made of 100% cotton, it will add an extra touch of festivity to any occasion.

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