Hey, you don’t know you can’t eat it until you try!
If you would like to eat your plastic leaves off of something nicer than the ground, considering adding this hand drawn Linen Blend Tablecloth and Napkin Set to your home dining set.
Tablecloth and Napkin Set is available from my shop.
Did you know that there is such a thing as a Kronosaurus? I didn’t. (Although older visitors might remember them from the playground when they were children.) In addition, there also existed a Charonasaurus. To make matters even more confusing, there is the Chronosaurus which is a species of time-traveling dinosaur from a contemporary video game.
I thought I had misheard someone say “Chronosaur” instead of “dinosaur” and my mind leapt to Langolier-style lizards eating time and those who failed to evolve. Turns out the speaker really did say Chronosaur.
I guess the take away from this is that while I am hopelessly out of touch both with ancient sciences and contemporary games, at least my hearing is OK.
That is a matter of debate. I have been telling you that I am hungry for weeks, but you never seem to hear.
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Whether or not you have perfect hearing, you can enjoy this hand-appliqued ASL Alien Hand Pillow! Pistachio green alien hand signs “I Love You” to everyone nearby as galaxies swirl in the background (as galaxies are wont to do, of course). This 12″ square pillow would make a wonderful gift for someone you love.
Alien Hand Pillow is available from my shop.
To the museum!
Friends will know that I have been wanting to visit the museum for a very long time, and yesterday I finally did. I wanted something by which to remember my trip, and I picked this little guy to come home with me.
A lot of the gifts in the gift shop were handmade by crafts persons in countries with struggling economies. I thought this was a great partnership. When I found this tiny hand carved triceratops made of tiger’s eye, I simply had to have him (or her).
Foolish me, I didn’t realize that there were different types of triceratops. In movies, they always seem to look the same. In reality the horns weren’t always spaced the same, and some had curved horns or narrow faces. It was interesting to see the different types of skulls side by side.
I was only gone for a few hours, and when I got home I immediately grabbed my pups’ leashes and let them out of their kennels for a potty break. Geordie refused to come and yelled at me that he was very angry at my stupidity! Stupidity? What did I do wrong? Well, it turns out that the first thing he wanted was a drink, not to go outside. Toby would simply have walked to the water bowl and had a drink before heading outside, but Geordie had to make a point of telling me how stupid I was.
I am glad terriers don’t come with horns.
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The Adventures of Bitey Dog 