Yes, this is an actual fear of mine. With all of the “zrp! zrp! zpr!” and friction coming from these pants, I worry about inadvertently starting a natural disaster. I am sure the best solution would be to walk more…but then I would still be dealing with the whole friction situation, wouldn’t I? Nah, better to sit back and have another banana smoothie. Anyway, it’s supposed to rain tomorrow.
I know my boys would love it if you laughed at their terrible misfortunes..