Pants on Fire

 

Was she lying? No, she was chasing me.

Fat women shouldn't run in corduroy.

Yes, this is an actual fear of mine.  With all of the “zrp! zrp! zpr!” and friction coming from these pants, I worry about inadvertently starting a natural disaster.  I am sure the best solution would be to walk more…but then I would still be dealing with the whole friction situation, wouldn’t I?  Nah, better to sit back and have another banana smoothie.  Anyway, it’s supposed to rain tomorrow.

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To find out what Bitey, Toby and I have been up to before today, pick up a copy of Poopiter!

Bitey Dog and Toby in POOPITER

I know my boys would love it if you laughed at their terrible misfortunes..

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