Liebestraume Dashed

Wait till he finds out he's been neutered.

Say what, now?

Murphy has had a crush on a lady dog in the neighborhood from the first day he came here. She doesn’t notice him, but that doesn’t stop him from staring every time she walks by.

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Discover what Murphy’s Cairn brothers are up to when no one is looking when you pick up a copy of Dream Our World .

Inside the museum, Geordie and Toby view the world of art from a canine perspective while enjoying a day of unsupervised fun. There are a lot of hidden gems inside Dream Our World, and it is a joy for all ages. Treat yourself to a read that is both fun and educational!

Dream Our World, and other fine gifts, are available from my shop at L Bowman Studios.

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What the Tootsie Pop Taught Us

How long can a person feel this poorly before their spirit flees their body? Many a drunk has asked this same question.

Three? Three what?? What is your unit of measure? Weeks? Months? Years? Do you seriously expect me to answer this?

The correct answer is always “three”.

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Traffic

Once again it appears that bots have discovered my blog. I wish they would discover my store. It would make me feel more successful.

Yeah, I don’t know how to draw bots, so I drew tardigrades.

I’m way cuter than a tardigrade. You should have drawn pictures of me!

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Stuck inside because of the cold, icy weather? Then expand your horizons and increase you knowledge of the art world by following Bitey and Toby through the Museum of the Imagination in Dream Our World !

Inside, Big Brother Geordie and Little Brother Toby view the world of art from a canine perspective while enjoying a day of unsupervised fun. There are a lot of hidden gems inside Dream Our World, and it is a joy for all ages. Treat yourself to a read that is both entertaining and educational!

Dream Our World, and other fine gifts, are available from my shop at L Bowman Studios.

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Ghost Moon

If you were an astronaut and you died while you were on the moon, would your ghost haunt the moon or come back to earth?

I mean it seems pretty boring on the moon. Hardly anyone ever goes there.

Do you spend all night just sitting around thinking of these things? Literally.

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At least I’m not crazy like that one.

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Sandstone Handknit Tweed Cardigan for Men

Handmade olive green tweed cardigan for men.

Boy's Purple and Blue Argyle Sweater Vest

Looking for ways to keep warm this winter? Consider adding a hand knit sweater to your wardrobe! Various styles and sizes are available at my shop at L Bowman Studios.

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Toby’s TV Lament

I'm sad. Oh why? I have a favorite TV show that I've watched for years. I always figured they'd get tired of making it before I tired of watching it.

The latest season, though, feels recycled and lazy. The sad thing is that if the show gets cancelled, they will blame politics instead of less than stellar writing.

The whole experience left me with a bad taste in my mouth. I wish someone would come along with a big pencil and just erase the latest season from my memory so I could just remember the happy times.

Sadly, it only works for Toby.

I only care about TV if there is a ringing doorbell.

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Looking for ways to stay warm? Consider this handmade, handquilted Bear Paw Quilt!

Made of a patchwork of calicoes and flannels, this rustic Bear Paw Quilt would fit in nicely at a cabin by the lake or thrown over your couch at home. The pattern is geometric, and the colors are bold yet earthy. The overall effect of the quilt is of paw prints in snow. On sunny days, the colors look so inviting it is hard not to lie down on them and take a nap.

Handmade Bear Paw Quilt and other fine gifts are available from my shop at L Bowman Studios.

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Hallowhat?

What are you supposed to be? I'm a chrysanthemummy.

Geordie used to like dressing up for Halloween.

Murphy…not so much.

That brother of mine may have been your costume whore,

but I like being a naked little boy!

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Although the school year is underway, there is still plenty of time expand your horizons and to increase you knowledge of the art world! Dream Our World provides an opportunity to discuss both classic and modern pieces.

Inside the Museum of the Imagination, Geordie and Toby view the world of art from a canine perspective while enjoying a day of unsupervised fun. There are a lot of hidden gems inside Dream Our World, and it is a joy for all ages. Treat yourself to a read that is both fun and educational!

Dream Our World, and other fine gifts, are available from my shop at L Bowman Studios.

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Mesozoic Musings

Have you ever wondered what dinosaurs smelled like. Can't say that I have.

I imagine that the stench of one huge dinosaur would be as if everyone in California's garbage had been left out to cook in the hot sun while the trash collectors were all on strike for a month. What an image.

Yeah, I think I'd like dinosaurs. You're a weird little dog.

They say the dinosaurs that survived the meteor are what we now call “birds”.

In that case, I KNOW I like dinosaurs…especially chicken ones!!!

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It’s time for back to school…a season to expand your horizons and to increase you knowledge of the art world! Dream Our World provides an opportunity to discuss both classic and modern pieces.

Dream Our World, and other fine gifts, are available from my shop at L Bowman Studios.

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Murphy and the Watermelon

Hey guys! You gotta see this. It's the best thing ever!

What's going on? Looks like you got yourself a watermelon!

Interesting fact about watermelon...it's a diuretic.

The watermelons in the garden are finally ripe enough to pick. While most of the other foods this year were pretty awful, the watermelons are amazing. I found one about the size of a softball to give to Murphy. He immediately declared it to be the best food ever and ate the whole thing, rind and all.

I tried to keep an eye on him, but Nature took its course when my back was turned.

You’ll have to pay closer attention to my subtle clues.

Murphy has learned a trick from the whole incident. Now if he thinks I am taking too long to get him outside, he starts sniffing the leg of the chair that he peed on. Suddenly mom can move very quickly!

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It’s back to school season…time to expand your horizons and to increase you knowledge of the art world!Dream Our World provides an opportunity to discuss both classic and modern works of art.

Inside, Geordie and Toby view the world of art from a canine perspective while enjoying a day of unsupervised fun. There are a lot of hidden gems inside Dream Our World, and it is a joy for all ages. Treat yourself to a read that is both fun and educational!

Dream Our World, and other fine gifts, are available from my shop at L Bowman Studios.

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Something Like the Sun

I have a friend with such incredible energy. Being around her is like standing in the sun. She lights up a room and brightens everyone's mood.

I am the antithesis of this friend. My dark energy drains everyone around me and makes them unhappy. I'm don't feel as exotic as a black hole. I'm more of a...a....

An "ask hole"? I was going to say "charcoal".

I was watching a TV show where a psychic medium said that the personalities of people stay the same even after they cross over. Ouch. I was hoping the suckiness of my circumstances contributed to my awful personality, but now it looks like it may be organic. I guess I won’t be able to stand my own company in the next world either.