She thinks this is by accident, but I do it all the time on purpose!
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Now is the perfect time to order a custom pet portrait for someone you love. They are a beautiful way to celebrate a birthday or a loving memorial to a beloved pet who has crossed the Bridge.
Portraits can be ordered from my website L Bowman Studios. Information on sizes and pricing are on the Ordering a Pet Portrait page.
In real life puppies aren’t allowed to come here, so we’ve found a way around the rules!
As long as it’s not a bath, I’m game.
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If you would like a portrait of your wee evil beastie (or even your large, friendly beastie) contact me at my website.
Information on sizes and pricing is listed on the Pet Portrait page.
Ha! We doggies like poop jokes!
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Is it still cold and snowy where you are? Then consider treating yourself to a pair of hand knit ladies cranberry socks to help keep you warm! These and other fine gifts can be found in my shop.
Don’t worry boys. Only six more weeks till you can pee.
Come on, mom, kick the snow!
Here is Toby staring at my boots telling me to start the game.
This has got to be Toby’s favorite game in the whole world. Every time it snows, we play “Kick the Snow’ for hours. Look at those teeth! Look at those claws! This boy is dead set on killing himself some snow.
My neighbor saw us playing and said of Toby, “He’s bat-shit crazy, isn’t he?”. Short answer: yes.
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If you and your beloved decided to get married on Valentine’s Day but you haven’t yet chosen a ring, be sure to buy a beautiful Royal Velvet Pillow for perfect presentation. Royal Velvet Pillow can also be used as a ring-bearer’s pillow during the ceremony. Once you’ve settled into a happy life together, your Royal Velvet Pillow can rest in a place of honor on your comfy couch.
Royal Velvet Pillow is available from my shop.
Who else were you expecting?
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Covid has proved to be a boon for the boys. They have been able to run around the museum unsupervised for a year while all the humans stay home! Come see what they have been up to during their visit in Dream Our World.
Dream Our World is available from my shop and from Amazon.
Yeah, it’s best not to piss off the mama.
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Is it chilly at your house? Could your walls use a bit of rustic decoration? Then consider adding this lovely Madison House Quilt to your decor! For a full description and pricing, click here. Shipping is free on domestic orders.
Madison House Quilt and many other fine gifts are available from my shop.
Ach, don’t use me as a prop for your terrible jokes.
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For your next dinner, skip the snow peas, but do serve warm bread wrapped in this hand-stitched Chicken and Egg Bread Cloth!
Chicken and Egg Bread Cloth (and many other fine gifts) are available from my shop.
Wheee!!
This is why I have lower back problems…because my boys are such good “helpers”.
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This rustic Bear Paw Quilt will keep you warm on cold winter nights. Bear Paw Quilt would fit nicely at the cabin by the lake or thrown over the couch. The pattern is geometric, and the colors are bold yet earthy. The overall effect is of paw prints in snow. On sunny days, the colors look so inviting it is hard not to lie down on them and take a nap.
Bear Paw Quilt is available from my shop.
It is a dark time. Across the state, businesses have been shut down for want of customers. So many restaurants have closed that underground, speakeasy-style eateries have popped up away from the watchful eyes of health department.
The boys’ beloved Sniff City has become….(Dun…dun…duhhhhn)… Hellmont.
Not that dogs eat poo or anything…
Well, only if it’s there.
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Chewy has been rewarding customers with surprise paintings of their beloved pets. So many people would like to request having a portrait of their pets done, yet Chewy does not put them in touch with staff artists. If you would like a similar but legally distinct picture of your beloved pet, come visit my shop at L. Bowman Studios.
The Adventures of Bitey Dog 