Toby likes to make sure that it is next to impossible to clean up after him. Geordie at least had the good sense to go outside to do this.
Where would be the fun in that?
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If you would like to enjoy more of Bitey and Toby’s adventures, order a copy of Dream Our World. inside the boys visit the museum of their dreams and view the world of art from a canine perspective.
Toby didn’t want me sitting in my chair today. He kept jumping up to get my attention. To make him happy I decided to lie down on the floor and keep him company. I was really tired, though, and I fell asleep almost as soon as I did. Unbeknownst to me, Toby brought over one of his hooves to entertain himself. He sat down next to me and pressed the hoof against the back of my legs while I slept. When I woke up my pants were soggy with drool, and I smelled like a barn. Thanks Toby!
Any time, mom. Any time.
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Do you know anyone who could use a touch of luxury or fantasy in their life? L Bowman Studios is where they can find beautiful Velvet Pillows to unleash their inner “Royals”. Perfect for home decor or for proposing to that special someone. The only limit to their uses is your imagination.
I can’t wait to get inside and wash off.
Toby got what will hopefully be his last bath from me today. Why the last? This dog is like the Tasmanian devil when it comes to grooming. After yet another bite, I decided it was time to look for a groomer. I had been avoiding groomers because of my allergies. I have problems with fragrances and with parabens. I have no idea if I will be lucky enough to find someone who uses products that I can tolerate. If not, this might end up being Toby’s last bath ever. Gross.
(In real life the toilet lid is kept down when not in use, so Toby can’t wash his face whenever he wants to.)
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If your dirt demon is really a little boy, consider getting him something stylish for Summer. Some states are opening, so there are likely to be weddings and possibly graduations coming up in the next few months. Dress your young man in clothes sure to make a statement.
These and more items are available from my shop.
Trust me. It matters.
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Do you have a student in your life who is starting back to in-person classes? If so, send him or her to school in style with this Cecil the Cat Lunch Bag. Happy Cecil smiles as he tells your student “I love you” in American Sign Language. Bag is insulated to keep food cool during the day. If Cecil gets dirty, you can throw him in the wash (unlike real kitties which object strenuously to baths).
Cecil the Cat Lunch Bag is available from my shop.
Finding work has been next to impossible for me since most places around here are still closed. I wondered if perhaps a car magnet advertising pet portrait services might get some attention.
Toby says the fact that we drive a toaster might distract from any messages on the door.
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Come with Bitey and Toby on a journey of the imagination in Dream Our World! Inside, the boys visit the museum of their dreams as they view the world of art from a canine perspective.
Dream Our World is available from my shop and from Amazon.
Who else were you expecting?
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Covid has proved to be a boon for the boys. They have been able to run around the museum unsupervised for a year while all the humans stay home! Come see what they have been up to during their visit in Dream Our World.
Dream Our World is available from my shop and from Amazon.
Yeah, it’s best not to piss off the mama.
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Is it chilly at your house? Could your walls use a bit of rustic decoration? Then consider adding this lovely Madison House Quilt to your decor! For a full description and pricing, click here. Shipping is free on domestic orders.
Madison House Quilt and many other fine gifts are available from my shop.
It used to be that Blue Puppy was the one to share Toby’s misadventures.
Then today I found this…
…next to these two.
It looks like I am going to have to keep an eye on the whole toy box now.
It wasn’t me. Honest.
Oh, I forgot. The boys and I had an anniversary last week. On the 6th, my boys reached the milestone of hiding away in the museum for a whole year! In that time, no one has been able to see them or buy them. Gosh, what a great year it’s been.
If you would like to see what my two have been up to by themselves with no supervision, pick up a copy of Dream Our World. Inside, the boys visit the museum of their dreams and view the world of art from a canine perspective.
Dream Our World is available from my shop and from Amazon.
Despite the similarity of their names, The Tobester does not like The Toaster.
Mom, you can’t draw a car for crap!
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To display your golden toast when company comes over, consider using this lovely hand stitched Orchid Bread Cloth to line your bread basket. Made of 100% cotton, it will add an extra touch of festivity to any occasion.
Orchid Bread Cloth and other fine gifts are available from my shop.
It’s Stinky Toby’s birthday. Happy Birthday little boy!
Happy, happy birthday
From all of us to you!
And on this very special day
May all your dreams come true!
Presents on the table
And folks who give a hoot.
Now blow out your candles
And kindly please don’t toot!
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Is there a party going on at your house? Then consider buying one of these eco-friendly gift bags for presenting your gift! These lovely bags can be reused to give yet another gift, or they can be used as a handy tote. If you are concerned about germs, bags are machine washable!
Gift Presentation Bags are available from my shop.
The Adventures of Bitey Dog 