Telemachus

Seriously? No foolin'? Honest!

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No, most moms don't walk their dogs at 4 am wearing a bathrobe, a mad bomber hat and snowboots!

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Unlike those two, I’ve lived in other houses.

I know.

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Due to a change in circumstances, I find myself unable to make Royal pillows any longer. I still have several large ones and several smaller ones in stock, and I would like to find good homes for them. These pillows would make a lovely gift for the princess in your life who may have an upcoming birthday!

To get a pillow of your own please visit my shop at L Bowman Studios.

Annie/Victoria

What's up with you? You've got kind of a Annie/Victoria thing going on. Most of my hair fell out when I got Lyme disease. The stuff growing back is coming in curly. Not cool. That's not how you looked whe I met you! I didn't know this was what I'd be signing up for! You're one to talk.

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Surely, Madam, I do not know to what you refer.

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I don’t know what you’re talking about.

I look exactly the same as when you met me!

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Dream Our World

Come see what else my boys have been up to in the wonderfully playful book, Dream Our World. 

Inside Dream Our World, Bitey and Toby visit the museum of their dreams, view the world or art from a canine perspective and enjoy a day of unsupervised fun.

Dream Our World and other fine gifts are available from my shop at L Bowman Studios.

New Year’s Eve

This is nice.  I wonder why humans only do it once every seven years?

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I don’t know what you’re talking about. I was asleep the whole time.

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I’m grateful that Murphy doesn’t seem to care much about fireworks. This year they weren’t much of a problem anyway. The day was incredibly soggy, and by midnight it was too wet to set more than a few off. Yay.

(By the way, our post is not late. This is Greek Orthodox New Year. Ha!)

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Dream Our World

Come see what else my boys have been up to in Dream Our World. 

Inside Dream Our World, Bitey and Toby visit the museum of their dreams, view the world or art from a canine perspective and enjoy a day of unsupervised fun.

Dream Our World and other fine gifts are available from my shop at L Bowman Studios.

The Elf

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You guys see that thing up there? You mean that elf? Yeah. I hear that he goes back to the North Pole each night and reports on who was naughty and who was nice that day.

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Oh no, there's no wayI can be good all the way till Christmas! Don't worry. I have a plann. You guys disctact mom, and I'll take care of things.

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Hey mom, we made cookies for you! Ooh, what kind are they? Chocolate surprise! They're not Earth Chocolate, are they? That natural stuff dosn't taste very good.

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They really are Earth Chocolate, aren't they? Of course they are. That's the surprise.

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Don’t mess with my Christmas!

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Thank you to Ruby for thinking of this one!

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Due to a change in life, I find myself unable to make Royal pillows any longer. I still have several large ones and several smaller ones in stock, and I would like to find good homes for them. While I am unable to deliver in time for Christmas, these pillows might make a lovely gift for the princess in your life who may be having a birthday coming up.

To get a pillow of your own please visit my shop at L Bowman Studios.

The Chilly Chorkie

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What? I AM 24% Chihuahua you know!

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Seriously? Do you realize how much time you’ve wasted drawing this stupid thing just to make fun of me for needing a coat?

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My Cairn boys were built for winter. In fact they didn’t like any temperature above 55′. Murphy, despite his long, luxurious fur, is a summer guy. The poor little thing nearly froze to death when our temps dropped this week.

Unfortunately, the coat that fits him best is a pink hand-me-down. I keep trying to tell him it is light red, but he insists that even he is not that colorblind. Hmm, maybe Santa will have a new coat on the sleigh for Murphy…

I may be partially colorblind, but I can still smell girl dog on this coat.

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Dream Our World

Come see what else my boys have been up to in Dream Our World. 

Inside Dream Our World, Bitey and Toby visit the museum of their dreams, view the world or art from a canine perspective and enjoy a day of unsupervised fun.

Dream Our World and other fine gifts are available from my shop at L Bowman Studios.

Sharks are Cool

Why are you wearing booties to swim? Did you lose a bet?

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See? They have sharks on them.

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Sharks ar cool, right? Of course they are. They're so cool they're practically penguins.

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Do you mean Burgess Meredith "Penguin" or Robin Lord Taylor? How do you know about them? Duh. We TV at my other house too. Honestly, I don't know why I hang around with your guys!

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I don’t really care what you wear as long as I don’t have to go along.

(So far Murphy hasn’t shown the enthusiasm for water that his brothers had.)

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While this might seem like an odd topic, I was very nervous about going swimming again after having developed so many allergies/sensitivities. I was concerned that even with shower sandals, if I were walking across a floor where personal care items were draining, they might splash onto my skin and cause a reaction.

My solution is to wear aqua socks while in the shower room and in the pool, only changing out of them once I reach my locker. If you happen to be one of lucky few with MCAS, I wanted to let you know that this might be a choice to help keep safe in a locker room or pool. (Usually this condition doesn’t surface until your 20s, so hopefully high school swim class will already be behind you.) Aqua socks are made of neoprene, so water doesn’t go through them. As a plus, they give extra traction on slippery floors.

And even though I am the only nerd wearing them, I totally rock these aqua socks.

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Dream Our World

Come see what else my boys have been up to in Dream Our World. 

Inside Dream Our World, Bitey and Toby visit the museum of their dreams, view the world or art from a canine perspective and enjoy a day of unsupervised fun.

Dream Our World and other fine gifts are available from my shop at L Bowman Studios.

Extraterrexercise

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Hey guys, I am getting ready to go swimming.  How do I look?  Out of this world?

Yeah….if you are a pasty white person, don’t get the gray swim cap.

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Dream Our World

Come see what else my boys have been up to in Dream Our World. 

Inside Dream Our World, Bitey and Toby visit the museum of their dreams, view the world or art from a canine perspective and enjoy a day of unsupervised fun.

Dream Our World and other fine gifts are available from my shop at L Bowman Studios.

It’s the Great Pumpkin, Stinky Beasts

So what would you like the Great Pumpkin to bring us? More Pumpkins!!!

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If the Great Pumpkin shows up, I get to eat him, right?

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Dream Our World

Join Bitey and Toby on the adventure of a lifetime in Dream Our World! 

Inside Dream Our World, Bitey Dog (Geordie) and Toby visit the museum of their dreams, view the world or art from a canine perspective and enjoy a day of unsupervised fun.

(Even the docents at the museum were impressed with the amount of research I put into the book. Come on, give it a try. It would make a great gift for someone you love!)

The Boys Make Dinner

Come!  We cooked something for you!  Oh boy!  What did you make?

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We made crab rangoon.  How did you make them?  With crabgrass...and Ragu.

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Yeah….I don’t know how to make crab rangoon.

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Dream Our World

Come on the adventure of a lifetime with Geordie and Toby in Dream Our World! 

Inside Dream Our World, Bitey Dog and Toby visit the museum of their dreams, view the world or art from a canine perspective and enjoy a day of unsupervised fun.

Dream Our World is back in stock in my shop at L Bowman Studios.

Bags

Do you think Catholic dogs use Popey bags? Where do you come up with these things?

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I’m glad she left me out of this one.

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Good news! Dream Our World is now back in stock!

Dream Our World

Come on the adventure of a lifetime with Geordie and Toby in Dream Our World! 

Inside Dream Our World, Bitey Dog and Toby visit the museum of their dreams, view the world or art from a canine perspective and enjoy a day of unsupervised fun.

Dream Our World and other fine gifts are available from my shop at L Bowman Studios.