Hairy Pawter

Christmas Puppy insisted that he could adapt to any holiday if given the chance.

He may think he’s good at posing with a pumpkin, but no one is as good as I am!

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Perhaps this quilt is for you? Information about size and pricing as well as details of construction are available here at L Bowman Studios.

Teach the little ones who they are and why they are loved.

Sweet Potatoes

Finally my garden yields some interesting food.

When I dug this up, I couldn’t believe how the potatoes had curled around each other. When I tried to separate them, I found that this is not a cluster but a single potato. It weighs nearly 3 lbs. Toby and I are going to have to be very hungry when we cook this monster (presuming we can find a pot big enough, that is.)

At least these potatoes had the courage to be individuals.

This one hopes to be curly fries.

It seemed that every potato wanted to get in on the 80s “permed” look.

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Despite Toby’s enthusiasm for digging, I didn’t trust him to help with the potatoes.

I don’t know what you’re talking about. I’m a big help.

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It feels wrong to write silly posts about sweet potatoes when our friends in the Middle East are suffering so horribly. Know that our thoughts and prayers are with you. Someday soon I hope we can laugh and talk about things of no consequence again.

Twinsies!

Toby had to go to the vet to have some cysts removed. In the process, they also removed his fur.

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Now he looks an awful lot like me with patches of hair missing.

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Mom, stop trying to take my picture already.

It looks like I have nipples on my back, and I don’t want anyone to see.

Where Toby used to be.

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Bitey Dog and Toby in POOPITER

While we were at the vet’s office, I read to Toby from a copy of Poopiter that is in the waiting area. He seemed strangely interested when I pointed to the picture at the back of the book of Geordie and him sleeping. (Between nostalgia and the cost of the visit…I really teared up.)

The Bookshelf

Gosh guys, not being able to see well recently has really made me think about the clutter i have in my life.

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I mean, if I couldn't see, how could I even start to sort through books? Would I still want any of these/ Might someone come read them to me?

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Some of these books were new when I go them. they were cutting edge research. Maybe a histlry major would be interested in the now. Or an archaeologist.

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Some of these books were gifts, so they are very dear to me, yet if I am honest with myself, I will likely never read them again.

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Humans are so ridiculously sentimental. I mean, we dogs destroy our toys all the tme and don't give it a second thought. Hush your mouth! Blue Puppy is a national treasure!

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The thought of my overcrowded bookshelf weighed heavily on my mind, yet it was painful to consider giving away something as significant as a book. Still, I forced myself to start the difficult task and set aside a few volumes that I no longer needed.

Then I woke up.

Crap!!!

So sometimes you dream of the devil, and sometimes you dream about cleaning bookshelves? (Humans are so weird.)

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Dream Our World

A book everyone should have on their shelves is Dream Our World! Inside, Bitey and Toby visit the museum of their dreams as they view the world of art from a canine perspective.

Dream Our World and other fine gifts are available from my shop at L Bowman Studios.

Deer Spray

Phew!  i accidentally got some of this stinky deer spray on myself!  How can you tell?  'Cause she smells better than usual!

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Worth it! Totally!

This Bitey Dog, of course, was contributed by family (but I can’t boot them in the butt, so I drew this instead.).

What can I say? I call them like I smell them.

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Dream Our World

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Join Bitey and Toby in Dream Our World as they visit the museum of their dreams and view the world of art from a canine perspective.

Dream Our World, and other fine gifts, can be found in my shop at L Bowman Studios.

Puppy Dog Eyes

Do you guys know what happened to all the carrots? No, why do you ask? Hey, I can see Ohio from here!

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What? Beta-carotene is good for you. It even makes your fur all nice and shiny.

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Dream Our World

Come see what other mischief my boys have been up to by picking up a copy of Dream Our World! Inside the boys visit the museum of their dreams and view the world of art from a canine perspective.

Dream Our World and other fine gifts are available from my shop at L Bowman Studios.

Talking to God

Heavenly Father.  I'm sorry.  I didn't advance my life in any way today.

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What makes you think you can be anywhere but exactly where I want you to be?

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You mean I'm actually dong OK?

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God?  Hello?

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Sigh.

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If you want to give your life meaning, get a puppy.

(Specifically a Cairn terrier. We’re the best.)

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Dream Our World

Bring meaning to your life by reading Dream Our World. Inside, Bitey and Toby visit the museum of their dreams and view the world of art from a canine perspective.

Dream Our World and other fine gifts are available from my shop at L Bowman Studios. (Dream Our World is also available through your local library!)

Carrots

Hey, what's up with this? You didn't even wash the dirt off this carrot you gave me?

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You mean that Earth chocolate? Oh yeah. Yum!

Toby recently figured out where carrots come from, and I had to quickly harvest the whole crop if I wanted to have any myself.

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Carrots with Earth chocolate.

(Using the Vibrant Color setting on my camera didn’t change their appearance much at all, did it?)

When I sliced the big carrot into coins, they were as big as the palm of my hand.

Don’t worry, carrots. I’ll get to you next.

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Dream Our World

Come see what my boys are up to when they are not stealing carrots. Inside Dream Our World, Bitey and Toby visit the Museum of the Imagination and view the world of art from a canine perspective. Dream Our World is fun for all ages!

Dream Our World and other find gifts are available from my shop at L Bowman Studios.

What I Heard

How will I know if I meet a cute puppy? That's easy. We're all cute.

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How will I know if a black cat crosses my path? You'll sneeze. Same as always,

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How will I know what I look like? How will I fix my hair? Do you fix it now? No. Problem solved.

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Last week I had an appointment with my eye doctor. Unfortunately, the news wasn’t good. What I heard was:

You’re going blind!!

You have cataracts!

The Bell’s Palsy is irritating your eye!

You are diabetic!

Your prescription is off due to your blood sugar!

We can’t replace the lenses in your glasses!

Oh my gosh, did the doctor really say all of those things? No, but that is what I heard.

In reality, the doctor said that although my cataracts are worse than last year, they are still a young person’s cataracts. Also, they really can replace the lenses in my glasses despite me having rimless frames.

The other stuff has me upset, though. It appears that I have developed the familial inherited blindness. When I spoke to the doctor on Tuesday, the she didn’t think I needed to see a specialist about it yet, but after the week I’ve just had, I’m not sure. I plan to call her again this week. (The catch is that she is going out of town for a family situation and won’t be back until mid September.)

After checking my prescription, the eye doctor commented on how drastically different it was from the last time. What I took away from our conversation was that my eyes are acting like those of a diabetic. I had to go home and look up some of the terms she used, and it looks like I have had a number of diabetes symptoms….yet every doctor dismissed me when I talked about them. I am really confused because none of my blood test results ever came back that I have diabetes. Now I am afraid to eat anything. I feel like every carb is a threat.

One can’t help but be upset getting news like this. I know that it is possible that things may never progress or that as the BP improves, my symptoms in general will become less. For now, I fear that I will have another left turn coming up in my future. It seems like I’ve had nothing but left turns. I’ve had so many that I am constantly going in spirals instead of moving forward.

I’m tired. Can I get off this ride now?