It’s the Great Pumpkin, Stinky Beasts

So what would you like the Great Pumpkin to bring us? More Pumpkins!!!

If the Great Pumpkin shows up, I get to eat him, right?

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Join Bitey and Toby on the adventure of a lifetime in Dream Our World!

Inside Dream Our World, Bitey Dog (Geordie) and Toby visit the museum of their dreams, view the world or art from a canine perspective and enjoy a day of unsupervised fun.

(Even the docents at the museum were impressed with the amount of research I put into the book. Come on, give it a try. It would make a great gift for someone you love!)

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The Boys Make Dinner

Come! We cooked something for you! Oh boy! What did you make?

We made crab rangoon. How did you make them? With crabgrass...and Ragu.

Yeah….I don’t know how to make crab rangoon.

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Come on the adventure of a lifetime with Geordie and Toby in Dream Our World!

Inside Dream Our World, Bitey Dog and Toby visit the museum of their dreams, view the world or art from a canine perspective and enjoy a day of unsupervised fun.

Dream Our World is back in stock in my shop at L Bowman Studios.

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Bags

I’m glad she left me out of this one.

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Good news! Dream Our World is now back in stock!

Come on the adventure of a lifetime with Geordie and Toby in Dream Our World!

Inside Dream Our World, Bitey Dog and Toby visit the museum of their dreams, view the world or art from a canine perspective and enjoy a day of unsupervised fun.

Dream Our World and other fine gifts are available from my shop at L Bowman Studios.

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Giants Among Us

So, we've been wondering...it you are part Yorkie and part Chihuahua - two little dogs - why are you almost the same size we are?

I was curous too, and I looked it up. It says here that originally Yorkies were all my size. We were bred to fight rats in mines, and we needed to be big enough to get the job done.

Oh come on. You expect us to believe you are a genetic anomaly and not just sneaking extra treats? You know, it says here that male Cairn terriers generally weigh 13-14 pounds.

Quick! Throw that thing away before mom sees it!

As you can see, at 22 pounds, I was perfect.

(This is Geordie. The original Bitey Dog!)

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Come see what else my boys have been up to in Dream Our World.

Inside Dream Our World, Bitey and Toby visit the museum of their dreams, view the world or art from a canine perspective and enjoy a day of unsupervised fun.

Dream Our World and other fine gifts are available from my shop at L Bowman Studios.

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When Hank Met Sally

Great googly moogly, what happened to you? Yeah, it looks like Hank Hill and Sally got together and had a baby...that got really old...and was eaten by a swamp monster... and caught on fire.

Do you mean Charlie Borwn's sister, Sally? No, Sally from "The Nightmare Before Christmas".

Aw come on guys. I work outside a lot, but I don't always wear the same thing so my tan lines are a little uneven.

A little uneven? That's like saying Frankenstein's monster had "a few scars".

Do we still have to go out with her/ Maybe we can convince her that muumuus are fashionable. Really long, ankle-length muumuus.

I don’t really care what you look like as long as I get my dinner on time!

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Of you would prefer a patchwork quilt to a patchwork human, then please visit the Quilt section of my shop at L Bowman Studios.

Handmade ASL/American Sign Language Quilt with stuffed monkey posing on top.

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Ushanka

Hey, it looks like he likes you! Lucky me.

Doogie was small enough that he didn’t mind standing on Murphy when he wanted to reach something. Given the hot weather, Murphy may have objected to his living Ushanka.

I don’t mind standing on your head.

I mind a little.

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See what Murphy’s brothers have been up to in Dream Our World.

Inside Dream Our World, Bitey and Toby visit the museum of their dreams, view the world or art from a canine perspective and enjoy a day of unsupervised fun.

Dream Our World and other fine gifts are available from my shop at L Bowman Studios.

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The Mysterious Case of the Blue Poo

What the heck is this?? It's july! It's blueberry season!

I’m afraid this is what passes for patriotism with my boys.

Happy Independence Day everyone!

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*Nom nom* That blueberry was delicious.

I’ll eat all the rest in those buckets, thank you.

Murphy has figured out where blueberries come from, and he is quite willing to pick them himself. What a helpful lad.

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The Results

Guys! Guys! Guess what? I got my DNA results back today!

What do they say? What percentage of aardvark are you?

The tests say that I am 75% Yorkie and 25% Chihuahua. You know what this means, don't you?

Chorkies are designer dogs! Humans will pay up to $3,000 for one of us.

Move over, Y SL. We have a designer brother!

Huh, who would have guessed that Google would come closest?

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“Yeah, Whatever” or “The Visit”

I was hoping that Cousin Doogie would entice Murphy to play, but Murphy seemed determined to nap his way through the weekend. Why didn’t I get any pictures of them together? This was about as close as they got the whole time. Both turned out to be shy guys who preferred to stay near familiar humans.

(The next time I or anyone in my family adopts a dog, I think I am going to insist they get a Westie. Then all I will have to draw are eyes and a nose and not fuss with all these colors!)