Not that Toby is always hungry or anything.
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If you think chickens are adorable (or delicious. Your pick.), then consider adding this Chicken and Egg Cross Stitched Bread Cloth to your table. Homemade, warm, crusty breads (or breads you claim are homemade!) presented on a beautifully decorated bread cloth will taste even better when served to guests.
Chicken and Egg Cross Stitched Bread Cloth is available from my shop.
Ba-dum-bum.
Seriously, don’t drag me into these things.
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Come see what Bitey and Toby have been up to in Dream Our World. Inside, they visit the museum of their dreams and view the world of art from a canine perspective. (The even have their own Starry Night encounter!) Dream Our World is available from my shop.
You know I’m just going to eat those, right?
In Slovak, the word for dog is “pes” and the word for crayon is “pestelka”. This product practically invented itself. Add a few fangs on the box, and how could it help but be “Preferred by Puppies”?
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The deaf community has been receiving a lot more attention recently. Characters on TV shows and spokespersons in commercials are all highlighting the challenges and rewards of being other-abled.
If you would like the opportunity to start teaching your child Sign Language early, this handmade ASL quilt would be a perfect place to start.
Educational and a work of art, two qualities you will find to inspire your child in this heirloom-quality, handmade ASL/American Sign Language Alphabet Quilt.
ASL/American Sign Language Quilt is available from my shop.
Trust me. It matters.
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Do you have a student in your life who is starting back to in-person classes? If so, send him or her to school in style with this Cecil the Cat Lunch Bag. Happy Cecil smiles as he tells your student “I love you” in American Sign Language. Bag is insulated to keep food cool during the day. If Cecil gets dirty, you can throw him in the wash (unlike real kitties which object strenuously to baths).
Cecil the Cat Lunch Bag is available from my shop.
Finding work has been next to impossible for me since most places around here are still closed. I wondered if perhaps a car magnet advertising pet portrait services might get some attention.
Toby says the fact that we drive a toaster might distract from any messages on the door.
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Come with Bitey and Toby on a journey of the imagination in Dream Our World! Inside, the boys visit the museum of their dreams as they view the world of art from a canine perspective.
Dream Our World is available from my shop and from Amazon.
Wow, these snowflakes are so beautiful!
I wish I could show them to mommy. I bet she would like them.
Snowflake bouquets taste almost as good as the regular ones!
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If your corner of the world is opening up and you would like to find something nice for the young man in your life, then come visit the Boys’ Department in my store! There is a variety of dress, casual shirts, ties, vests and cardigans available so that your boy can look his best going back to school or religious services.
In real life puppies aren’t allowed to come here, so we’ve found a way around the rules!
As long as it’s not a bath, I’m game.
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If you would like a portrait of your wee evil beastie (or even your large, friendly beastie) contact me at my website.
Information on sizes and pricing is listed on the Pet Portrait page.
Ha! We doggies like poop jokes!
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Is it still cold and snowy where you are? Then consider treating yourself to a pair of hand knit ladies cranberry socks to help keep you warm! These and other fine gifts can be found in my shop.
Don’t worry boys. Only six more weeks till you can pee.
Ach, don’t use me as a prop for your terrible jokes.
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For your next dinner, skip the snow peas, but do serve warm bread wrapped in this hand-stitched Chicken and Egg Bread Cloth!
Chicken and Egg Bread Cloth (and many other fine gifts) are available from my shop.
The Adventures of Bitey Dog 