In real life puppies aren’t allowed to come here, so we’ve found a way around the rules!
As long as it’s not a bath, I’m game.
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If you would like a portrait of your wee evil beastie (or even your large, friendly beastie) contact me at my website.
Information on sizes and pricing is listed on the Pet Portrait page.
Ha! We doggies like poop jokes!
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Is it still cold and snowy where you are? Then consider treating yourself to a pair of hand knit ladies cranberry socks to help keep you warm! These and other fine gifts can be found in my shop.
Don’t worry boys. Only six more weeks till you can pee.
Ach, don’t use me as a prop for your terrible jokes.
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For your next dinner, skip the snow peas, but do serve warm bread wrapped in this hand-stitched Chicken and Egg Bread Cloth!
Chicken and Egg Bread Cloth (and many other fine gifts) are available from my shop.
It is a dark time. Across the state, businesses have been shut down for want of customers. So many restaurants have closed that underground, speakeasy-style eateries have popped up away from the watchful eyes of health department.
The boys’ beloved Sniff City has become….(Dun…dun…duhhhhn)… Hellmont.
Not that dogs eat poo or anything…
Well, only if it’s there.
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Chewy has been rewarding customers with surprise paintings of their beloved pets. So many people would like to request having a portrait of their pets done, yet Chewy does not put them in touch with staff artists. If you would like a similar but legally distinct picture of your beloved pet, come visit my shop at L. Bowman Studios.
See? I told you we were adorable!
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If you have been considering buying a soft, handmade cardigan for yourself or someone you love, now is the perfect time. Order what you want while you can before fuel prices go up.
This lovely Olive Green Cardigan is hand knit of soft merino wool and alpaca. It has set in pockets, and the buttons are made of eco-friendly coconut shells.
This sweater and many other fine gifts are available from my shop.
When I was in school, the students approached administration and asked for Latin courses. The faculty said “No”. This is what happens when you don’t teach young people Latin.
Mommy also refers to me as Stinkius Buggus. I don’t get no respect.
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Give this hand painted, eco-friendly German Shepherd Hankie to anyone you love. I realize that no one can catch regular colds and flus this year, but they still may cry at a sad movie! Make sure that those teary eyes are blotted by this 100% cotton hankie with a smiling German Shepherd on it. He is sure to cheer up even the saddest of friends!
Hand painted German Shepherd handkerchief is available from my shop.
Never ask a question you don’t want to know the answer to.
I love (to bite) you!
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Copies of Dream Our World are still available! Don’t forget all of those friends and family who have birthdays that fall around the holidays. You can get them their very own copy of Bitey and Toby’s adventure. Inside, the boys visit the museum of their dreams.
Mommy’s boots and puppies’ boots
After a day of play.
They go with us on our ADventures
and then by the door they stay.
Climbing hills, breaking trails,
They go wherever we go.
We take them off when we say goodnight
And dream of more days of snow.
Ooh, tough break Toby.
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Many fine cardigans and sweaters are still available at L Bowman Studios! These incredibly soft cardigans are hand knit of merino wool, superfine alpaca and Donnegal tweed. The buttons are made of eco-friendly natural coconut shell. Warm cozy sweaters allow us to keep the thermostat turned back to save both money and the environment.
Many gifts are available at my shop at L Bowman Studios.
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To keep your little monsters out of trouble, get them a copy of Dream Our World to read so they will be busy. Inside, Bitey and Toby go to the museum of their dreams and enjoy a day of unsupervised fun.
Dream Our World is available from my shop and from Amazon.
