Hey, you don’t know you can’t eat it until you try!
If you would like to eat your plastic leaves off of something nicer than the ground, considering adding this hand drawn Linen Blend Tablecloth and Napkin Set to your home dining set.
Tablecloth and Napkin Set is available from my shop.
Did you know that there is such a thing as a Kronosaurus? I didn’t. (Although older visitors might remember them from the playground when they were children.) In addition, there also existed a Charonasaurus. To make matters even more confusing, there is the Chronosaurus which is a species of time-traveling dinosaur from a contemporary video game.
I thought I had misheard someone say “Chronosaur” instead of “dinosaur” and my mind leapt to Langolier-style lizards eating time and those who failed to evolve. Turns out the speaker really did say Chronosaur.
I guess the take away from this is that while I am hopelessly out of touch both with ancient sciences and contemporary games, at least my hearing is OK.
That is a matter of debate. I have been telling you that I am hungry for weeks, but you never seem to hear.
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Whether or not you have perfect hearing, you can enjoy this hand-appliqued ASL Alien Hand Pillow! Pistachio green alien hand signs “I Love You” to everyone nearby as galaxies swirl in the background (as galaxies are wont to do, of course). This 12″ square pillow would make a wonderful gift for someone you love.
Alien Hand Pillow is available from my shop.
Just kidding. I have a little more hair than that.
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To see more of the mischief my boys have been up to, pick up a copy of Dream Our World. So far, the boys have been running around the local museum for nine months. I can’t imagine what they have been up to while we humans have been locked out.
Dream Our World is available from my shop and from Amazon.
No one said it was a rational thought, but it’s what I was wondering as I watched a bat the other night.
Let’s call her Edith. Why? ‘Cause she’s such a dingbat!
Don’t forget to pick up a copy of Dream Our World. You will want to brag to friends that you had your copy before the book becomes fabulously famous Inside, Bitey and Toby visit the museum of their dreams and enjoy a day of unsupervised fun!
Dream Our World is available from my shop and from Amazon.
I did now know that “riddle” and “griddle” were also synonyms for colander. Hmm, think I might go riddle me some spaghetti…
Come with my boys an an adventure of a lifetime in Dream Our World!
Inside these two puppies visit an art museum and enjoy a day of unsupervised fun.
Dream Our World is available from my store and from Amazon.
The grip on sanity around here is loose these days.
Am I really stuck in the house with
this crazy woman all summer?
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There is still time to order pet portraits for the holidays. What a beautiful way to keep memories of the ones you love around you forever.
Oil painting of Westie puppy.
Visit my website L Bowman Studios for more information about placing an order and pricing.
Soaring high
among the stars
Look at the road.
There are no cars.
People locked
in prison homes,
turning soft while
nations grow.
What happens next?
I hate to see.
You’d better learn
to speak Chinese.
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吠 吠
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Actually, I can’t wait to get sick and croak so I never have to hear the word “covid” again. Aaaagh!!! (Me? Overloaded? Nah…)
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All that money you were going to spend dining out this weekend (but now the restaurants are closed again) you can spend on a happy pet portrait!
Visit my website, L Bowman Studios, for more details about sizes and pricing.
Bring some joy into your home during this time with a picture of your best friend!
