Murphy is short and doesn’t like snow touching his tummy when he has to potty, so I shovel a path for him down to the grass. Unfortunately, stupid, entitled bunnies treat Murphy’s path as their own all-you-can-eat-then-all-you-can-poop buffet. Bad bunnies. Go poop in somebody else’s yard.
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Let me in the house!
I want to get away from the crazy woman
who thinks she’s Bill Murry.
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Murphy made it clear that he does not like Mushers’ Wax, but he was much happier once he had it on. (I doubt he’ll ever admit that it helped, though.)
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Well, Murphy is perfectly happy after the storm. He’s had plenty of rest and Good Boy treats.
Mommy on the other hand, is pretty much exhausted from shoveling. It’s not that so much snow fell, but I have to shovel frequently and down to the grass because a certain someone can’t stand snow touching his tummy when he goes out to pee.
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I can’t imagine who she is talking about..
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Thank heavens for the Germans or we wouldn’t have any good songs about this weekend.
I’m not sure what is going on in other parts of the country right now, but they keep pushing back the time the storm will get here. Saturday was supposed to be the worst day, but now snow isn’t expected to start till 3:00 am. This area has been so painfully dry for three years that it is hard to believe we will get significant snowfall.
Murphy doesn’t like going outside to potty, but he still wants to go for walks. 🙄. I would be happy to sit at home for a few days and watch TV (presuming we still have power), but I guess that’s not going to happen with this little motivator around.
Mom makes me wear two coats when I go out. ☹️
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Seriously? Do you realize how much time you’ve wasted drawing this stupid thing just to make fun of me for needing a coat?
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My Cairn boys were built for winter. In fact they didn’t like any temperature above 55′. Murphy, despite his long, luxurious fur, is a summer guy. The poor little thing nearly froze to death when our temps dropped this week.
Unfortunately, the coat that fits him best is a pink hand-me-down. I keep trying to tell him it is light red, but he insists that even he is not that colorblind. Hmm, maybe Santa will have a new coat on the sleigh for Murphy…
I may be partially colorblind, but I can still smell girl dog on this coat.
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Come see what else my boys have been up to in Dream Our World.
Inside Dream Our World, Bitey and Toby visit the museum of their dreams, view the world or art from a canine perspective and enjoy a day of unsupervised fun.
In grade school we had to do a play where characters needed to learn that the greatest gift was not gold or silver but love. I have come to learn that the greatest gift is not love: it’s poop.
Across north America we faced unusually cold temperatures over the Christmas holiday. In this area it was -5 with a windchill of -30 for days. I know other parts of the country had far worse weather (and our hearts go out to you!), but this was the worst that Toby had ever encountered.
My boy was willing to run out and do super-quick #1s, but when it came to #2 he said he could wait. And wait he did…for days and days. By Christmas eve, he was the crankiest puppy I had ever encountered. He had two meltdowns that day, just like a human toddler. He was in such a mood that he decided to start opening presents – any presents – even those not his.
I tried to tell him it was OK if he went inside. I even set out some piddle pads just in case. I told him he could go anywhere he wanted and not be in trouble, but he just looked at me as if I were crazy to even suggest such a thing. Sneakily I kept giving him pumpkin and coconut water, trying to make going so easy that he could get done before his paws froze to the ground.
Finally, late at night as shepherds kept watch and angels sang, Toby finally went #2. Of all the gifts I got for Christmas, I think this was the best.
Silly. Any dog could have told you that poop is the greatest gift.
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The Adventures of Bitey Dog 