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What would two puppies do if left on their own in an art museum? Find out in Dream Our World! Inside the boys discover the world of art from a canine perspective and enjoy a day of unsupervised fun.
Dream Our World is available form my shop at L Bowman Studios.
Let’s see if church people mind cookie bears “pooping” on their cake.
I assure you, I wouldn’t mind!
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Out of curiosity, I asked Toby if his little pig were a boy or a girl. Once again I guessed wrong; the pig is a boy. I guess it was the pink that threw me.
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What would two puppies do if left on their own in an art museum? Find out in Dream Our World! Inside the boys discover the world of art from a canine perspective and enjoy a day of unsupervised fun.
Dream Our World is available form my shop.
And there is your Bad Dad Joke of the day!
Happy Fathers’ Day to all the Papas out there.
What? I didn’t want him telling on me if I tooted.
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What would two puppies do if left on their own in an art museum? Find out in Dream Our World! Inside the boys discover the world of art from a canine perspective and enjoy a day of unsupervised fun.
Dream Our World is available form my shop.
Well, it was my turn to get a tick this week. I foolishly laid down in the grass to stretch my back, and one of those blood-thirsty little suckers got me. Toby said he was glad I finally knew what it felt like to be snacked on by a bug and that I should have much more sympathy for him and that I should give him more Milk Bones to make up for all the suffering he has gone through and the Milk Bone compensation is retroactive to Geordie’s lifetime and it extends to other animals that have ticks too. In other words, many more Milk Bones.
Many, many more Milk Bone
I’m Freddy Kreuger, for heaven’s sake. Of course I’m up all night!
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If you would like to wrap your bundle of joy in snuggly softness instead of zombie goo, consider giving him or her one of these baby blankets. Each blanket is warm and is made of super-soft yarn that will be gentle against baby’s delicate skin.
These blankets, and other fine gifts, can be found in my shop at L Bowman Studios. Now is the perfect time to buy domestic goods since inventory is already in the country. Hurry. Supplies are limited!
Now is the twilight of the garden. The last of the veggies have been gathered and the plants uprooted. Tiny Toby has appointed himself my assistant in bringing the harvest down to a more manageable size.
After eating far too many green beans for such a small body, Toby whined for me to take him out. Fearing the potential consistency of such a bean-fueled accident, I rushed my boy outside. Under the watchful light of the moon, I was serenaded by the hindquarters of my puppy with the eternal refrain, “Toot, toot, toot”.
Ahh, the joys of a late summer’s night with a gassy terrier.
I will get those green beans.
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If you would like to spend even more time with my boys, pick up a copy of Dream Our World. Inside Bitey and Toby visit the museum of their dreams and view the world of art from a canine perspective.
Dream Our World is available through inter-library loan or at my shop!
I ain’t ‘fraid of no ghosts.
(But I think I’ll sleep sitting up with the lights on anyway.)
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If you enjoy the idea of having a starry sky in your house, consider adding this fun accent pillow! Across the background of the cosmos a friendly alien hand signs “I love you” in American Sign Language. (Hollywood has taught us that most aliens look humanoid and speak English, so this shouldn’t come as a surprise.)
Alien Hand ASL “I Love You” Pillow is available from my shop L Bowman Studios.
Did you know that pistachios, cashews and mangoes are in the same plant family as poison ivy? Guess why I know this.
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If you haven’t had a chance yet, check out Dream Our World. Literally. You can check it out through inter-library loan at your local library! If you would prefer to have your own copy of Dream Our World, you can order one through my shop, L Bowman Studios.
We thought that we’d give him
the gift of a huggin’
so we found us a puffin
all wheezin’ and snufflin’
who said she would help
without chargin’ us nothin’.
She wrapped her wings ’round
and with plenty of huffin’
inadvertently squeezed out
a part of his stuffin’.
It’s only because her nose
was a stuffed ‘un
that saved her from smellin’ those
“blueberry muffins”.
Ha! I bet you were expecting a recipe.
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If you might be interested in a pet portrait for yourself or someone you know, consider visiting L Bowman Studios.
Not that Toby is always hungry or anything.
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If you think chickens are adorable (or delicious. Your pick.), then consider adding this Chicken and Egg Cross Stitched Bread Cloth to your table. Homemade, warm, crusty breads (or breads you claim are homemade!) presented on a beautifully decorated bread cloth will taste even better when served to guests.
Chicken and Egg Cross Stitched Bread Cloth is available from my shop.
The Adventures of Bitey Dog 