OK, so maybe Santa could forgive him for the chewed tube of toothpaste incident….but this? I have been sick all week, and today is the first time I have really been able to walk the pups in a while. After the walk, as I was taking off my hat and gloves, Toby Monster somehow managed to reach of one of my Christmas cards. Well, I guess now it is his.
I hear Santa is happy about saving $$ on all that wrapping paper.
It’s fun for the whole family (but you don’t have to share if you don’t want to!).
Yup, he got another one. (The other tube made it into an Amazon review for Petrodex.) Toby is so excited about Christmas and snow that he is going nuts. I thought there might be a chance that Santa could bring him something for the holiday, but now I just don’t know….
Yesterday he was so wound up about going out in the snow that he chewed up one of my shoes, stole a sock and tore up a throw rug while I was getting dressed to take him out. His outdoor, boinging joy is so contagious, though that I love being outside with him.
Geordie, on the other paw, could do with a little less puppy.
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Meet teeny, tiny Toby,
His toots more lethal than old socks!
And if you ever smelled them,
You’d be a pine-y box.
All of the folks around him
Looked upon his toots with fear.
On more than one occasion,
They’d been known to kill a deer.
Then one sunny afternoon
Recruiters came to ask:
“Toby with your toots so rank,
Won’t you come augment our tanks?”
Then how the nation loved him
As they sang and did a dance.
You, teeny tiny Toby
You have lethal flatulence!
The itty bitty monster was living up to his reputation again this week….
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Not that my puppy is gassy or anything….
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For some reason, this makes me laugh.
(This was the work of the little one.)
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To read more of Bitey’s adventures before the sign-chewing Usurper came along, pick up a copy of A Tired Mommy Is a Good Mommy. It is available at Amazon in both paperback and Kindle versions.
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Bitey and his new usurping little brother will soon be starring in the illustrated Poopiter. I made some corrections to the manuscript this morning and sent it off this afternoon. If the proof comes back OK, it will be ready for publishing possibly this week. Stop by often for updates on the book’s progress!
(Shhh…don’t tell Toby, but Santa is bringing him gifts even though he has been naughty.)
The Adventures of Bitey Dog 