How ’bout this outfit?
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For more fun with us wee bitey terriers, read Dream Our World! Inside Bitey and Toby visit the museum of their dreams and have a day of unsupervised fun.
Dream Our World is available from my shop and from Amazon
…greenie beany!
Yes, most of the beans ended up in the puppy. I eventually had to hide them on top of the fridge while I washed my hands. Toby can turn into a mountain goat when he wants something.
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Yippee!
Mom thought she beat me with that training collar thingie, but I outsmarted her. She told me I am not supposed to bark, so instead I now groan and howl and sing and talk and yodel…anything but bark. And since I am not barking, she can’t say anything. Ha! I win!
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Thinking of doing some holiday shopping early? Come to L Bowman Studios for some of the cutest Christmas-themed note cards around. Why are they so cute? My boys are on them, of course!
The note cards are 4.25 x 5″ and are made of heavyweight card stock. Envelopes included!
Today I had to go to the dentist for a broken tooth. I am grateful that it was only a stress fracture and easy to correct. I am also grateful that my dentist is still in business and able to help patients. As a bonus, I got to tell some people about my paintings and hand out a few cards. That was nice.
I know my gratitude is self-centered, but at least I am trying.
Her day may have been nice, but mine sucked. During the part of the evening where I like to bark insanely at top volume, I found myself with a training collar strapped to my neck!! When I barked, Mom yelled, “Quiet” and made the collar beep. This happened twice. I was so upset that I threw myself into my kennel and stayed there. Harrumph. If I can’t bark, I don’t even want to look out the door.
– Toby (the most put upon doggie in the entire world) 
Don’t look at me. I’m unhappy.
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If you would like to see what Bitey and Toby have been up to, pick up a copy of Dream Our World. Inside, the boys run, unsupervised, through the Museum of the Imagination and view the world of art from canine perspective.
Dream Our World is available from Amazon and from my website.
Bad news, Toby. I can balance on one leg now!
We both know you’d never kick my butt.
I can get away with anything.
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Governor Groundhog stuck his head out of his den and declared that our quarantine will continue for another three months. That means Bitey and Toby will have free rein at the museum for the whole summer!
If you would like to see what they have been up to there, pick up a copy of Dream Our World. In Dream Our World, Bitey and Toby visit the Museum of the Imagination and view the world of art from a canine perspective.
Happy National Doughnut Day!
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Now is a perfect time to order a custom pet portrait for someone you love.
The gift of a pet portrait can be very touching to someone who has recently lost a companion. It is also a fun way to celebrate a new addition to the family.
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Remembering last year’s Fall…
In the year since the fall I have regained the ability to walk, but there is no grace to my gait. I move like a broken wind-up toy.
Aw, I would never make fun of your walk.
Yes I would!
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My boys are still at large at the museum, unsupervised. If you would like to see what they have been up to while everyone is gone, pick up a copy of Dream Our World. Inside, the pups visit the Museum of the Imagination and view the world of art from a canine perspective.
Dream Our World is available from Amazon.
Splat!
It has been a year now since The Fall. At the time I expected to be better in a few weeks, but it was months before I could even take the dogs for a hobble. My left knee never did recover, and still can’t fully bend it.
Toby takes advantage of my not being able to properly kick his butt. This morning – at that magical Dogging Hour of 3:00 a.m. – he decided to destroy a few things around the house.
Heh, Mom’s not looking. I’m going to steal her package.
Oops. Caught. I’ll pretend that I am not interested.
I just can’t help myself…
I really AM interested!
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Would you like even more adventures with my terrible twosome? Then order a copy of Dream Our World!
Inside, my boys visit the Museum of the Imagination and view the world of art from a canine perspective.
Dream Our World is available from Amazon.
I was going to do another Insanity Avoidance Kitty, but something in my head whispered, “Do a squirrel”, so I drew an Insanity Avoidance Squirrel. How is it working? Meh.
Did somebody say “squirrel”???
I have to keep Toby away from both real squirrels and the picture. He will happily chew both.
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Do you have a dear friend or family member for whom you need a gift? (Perhaps a belated, blame-it-on-the-Post-Office Mothers’ Day gift?) If so, consider giving your beloved this rose afghan! It was cross stitched and “bowed” by hand. Mine!
Your gift will help to support small business and keep Toby in the finery to which he has become accustomed.
Whoopie!
Finished dimensions of the afghan (including fringe): 58″ x 47″ / 147.5 cm x 119.5 cm.
Material: 100% cotton
To clean: Wash in cold or warm water, delicate cycle. Tumble dry low. No bleach.
The cost would be $65.00 + Shipping. If you are interested, you can contact me here or at my website L Bowman Studios.
The Adventures of Bitey Dog 