Modern Love

How about this one?  This one is my favorite.  What are you two doing?

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We're looking for girlfriends online.  I'm using S'Bark.  And I'm using SniffMyButt.com!

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Oh my gosh, puppies these days!  You're not supposed to look online for girls. You're supposed to pee on things to let them know you're interested!

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Look!!  A place for naughty girls!  What did you guys say?

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Asheltie Madison!  Did somebody say "Sheltie"?!?

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From the time he was a puppy Geordie had a type – he liked Shelties!

(And true to his dog nature, he didn’t care if they were in a committed relationship or not.)

What can I say? I had a “type”.

There’s a girl over there? Let me hide behind you. I’m too shy to talk!

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Lightning in a Bottle

I've done it!  I'm going to make a million dollars!

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What have you done, puppy?  You know how lightning free nitrogen atoms which then dissolve in water and rain down to earth as fertilizer?  Yes....

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I've harnessed that energy and trapped it for consumers in this convenient container.  It will make their plants grow lush and green.

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I know you can't have actual lightning in that bottle, so what's really in there?  My pee!

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Now whenever anyone fertilizes their lawn, it will be mine.  Pretty soon every plant on the planet will belong to me, and humans will pay ME to do it!

Ew, nobody is going to want that.

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We can trick people into putting our pee on their lawns?!  How do we get in on that action?

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Now I feel like an idiot for doing it one drop at a time.

I found out recently that there is something called Green Lightning that can create nitrogen for fertilizer using electricity, water and air. The company says it uses about the same amount of energy as a toaster. They claim it can pay for itself in a year. So how much does it cost? First the low down payment of $97.00…then a second payment of $11,500.00 and a final payment of $27,040.00. Easy peasy lemon squeezey! (Guess we’ll have to stick to dog pee.)

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Spare yourself the anxiety worrying over tariffs when dealing with products from other countries. Buy the young man in your life quality Made in America clothing for the next special occasion in his life completely tariff free! (To read more about each item, please follow this link: Boys Department.)

These, and other items for young men, can be found in my shop at L Bowman Studios

Mrs. Le Petomane

Come on, et me in!  No!

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But it's cold outside!  Then warm yourself by the porch light.  Just be sure to avoid open flames!

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Yeah, none of those hobo-fire-barrels for you!!  What's going on here?

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Mom turned out to be one of those rare humans who cannot take collagen supplements.  Oh my gosh, that is too funny.  That's what she's always accusing me of!

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Oops.

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Seriously guys, let us in!  I'm a dog! I'm supposed to do that!

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Let me in. It wasn’t me. I swear!

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OK, seriously, I have this big bottle of collagen that it’s obvious I can’t take. Any suggestions what I can do with it? Can you compost collagen?

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Bear Paw Quilt

Looking for ways to stay warm? Consider this!

This rustic Bear Paw Quilt would fit in nicely at a cabin by the lake or thrown over your couch at home.  The pattern is geometric, and the colors are bold yet earthy.  The overall effect of the quilt is of paw prints in snow.  On sunny days, the colors look so inviting it is hard not to lie down on them and take a nap.

Handmade Bear Paw Quilt and other fine gifts are available from my shop at L Bowman Studios.

One Thing Each Day

Mom  wants us to help her with her "One Thing Each Day" challenge where you get rid of one thing each day to help declutter the house.  I found this stuffed animal that I've destroyed.  I found some junk mail.  I have this bag of navy beans I'm giving away.  There must be at least 365 in here.  Now I'm done for the whole year!

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I heard that!  Get back to work, you little crumb!

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Work smarter, not harder, right?

I think he was onto something.

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My aunt told me about this challenge years ago. She said that if you get rid of one thing each day – even if it’s something as small as a paperclip – at the end of the year you will have made significant progress in cleaning up your house.

I thought of this challenge as I was hanging my new calendar. What if, to keep myself honest, I wrote what it was that I got rid of each day on the calendar? So far, this has turned out to be a great motivator. Trying to sort out an entire desk drawer might seem intimidating, but getting rid of that cable from a camera you don’t even have anymore is easy. After a while, these little steps add up.

I wish I could say that the place looks neater already. Instead I can say that the stack of items I have to give to charity is growing steadily. I keep hoping that somehow my donations will make it to areas of the country that have been devastated. Their loss is so great. I want to help, but I have so little. Perhaps this will be a way for me to make a difference.

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Bear Paw Quilt

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Looking for ways to stay warm? Consider this cozy quilt!

This rustic Bear Paw Quilt would fit in nicely at a cabin by the lake or thrown over your couch at home.  The pattern is geometric, and the colors are bold yet earthy.  The overall effect of the quilt is of paw prints in snow.  On sunny days, the colors look so inviting it is hard not to lie down on them and take a nap.

Handmade Bear Paw Quilt and other fine gifts are available from my shop at L Bowman Studios.

Cancelled

In case you aren’t familiar with the backstory….

The Toaster

Introductions

(The point being that I bought a used car that looks a lot like a toaster…)

Are we there yet?  I'm not touching you!  His tail is on my half!

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I thought this feature might come in handy some day!

(This is only imaginary. I would never use the ejector seat in the car for my puppies!)

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Now this happened for real on a drive home. After squabbling in the car, the two boys were so tired that they fell asleep together. It is one of my treasured memories.

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I wasn’t there for that occasion, but I am very good at sleeping on my own.

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Bear Paw Quilt

Looking for ways to stay warm? Consider this!

This rustic Bear Paw Quilt would fit in nicely at a cabin by the lake or thrown over your couch at home.  The pattern is geometric, and the colors are bold yet earthy.  The overall effect of the quilt is of paw prints in snow.  On sunny days, the colors look so inviting it is hard not to lie down on them and take a nap.

Handmade Bear Paw Quilt and other fine gifts are available from my shop at L Bowman Studios.

Telemachus

Seriously? No foolin'? Honest!

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No, most moms don't walk their dogs at 4 am wearing a bathrobe, a mad bomber hat and snowboots!

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Unlike those two, I’ve lived in other houses.

I know.

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Due to a change in circumstances, I find myself unable to make Royal pillows any longer. I still have several large ones and several smaller ones in stock, and I would like to find good homes for them. These pillows would make a lovely gift for the princess in your life who may have an upcoming birthday!

To get a pillow of your own please visit my shop at L Bowman Studios.

It’s the Great Pumpkin, Stinky Beasts

So what would you like the Great Pumpkin to bring us? More Pumpkins!!!

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If the Great Pumpkin shows up, I get to eat him, right?

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Dream Our World

Join Bitey and Toby on the adventure of a lifetime in Dream Our World! 

Inside Dream Our World, Bitey Dog (Geordie) and Toby visit the museum of their dreams, view the world or art from a canine perspective and enjoy a day of unsupervised fun.

(Even the docents at the museum were impressed with the amount of research I put into the book. Come on, give it a try. It would make a great gift for someone you love!)

Snacks

You guys sure this is OK? Positive. Mom appreciates it when we get our own snacks so she doesn't have to stop what she's doing.

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Murphy, what's gotten into you? You guys are such jerks!

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Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh my gosh, you're right. Having a little brother IS the best!

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This week, I heard a terrible crash and found Murphy on top of his kennel. In real life all I did was laugh and tell him to get down. I didn’t want him helping himself to his treats, but at the same time I was so happy to see him confident enough to get in trouble.

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You’re not really mad at me, are you?

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(This is one of the early pictures I took of Murphy. Back then he always looked so frightened. )

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Dream Our World

Join Bitey and Toby in some mischief before Murphy arrived when you pick up a copy of Dream Our World. Inside Geordie and Toby view the world of art from a canine perspective and enjoy a day of unsupervised fun!

Dream Our World, and other fine gifts, can be found at my shop at L Bowman Studios.

Found Money

All year I have been saving the reward points that come with my credit card. I was hoping to consider those points Found Money spend them on a luxury – something I wanted but didn’t need. Last week I saw this decoration and thought, “I could give Christmas Puppy a family!! The cost is almost exactly the value of my points!”

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To his dismay, Christmas Puppy will have to continue being single, though, since in reality I will be putting those points toward Toby’s upcoming surgery.

I think Christmas Puppy would be have been more appreciative of my gift.

Of course he would be. I don’t want to have surgery!

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Do you have a kitty who likes to sit near the window? Consider commissioning a custom oil painting of your purrecious pet to capture that special moment.

Information about ordering, sizes and pricing are available here at L Bowman Studios.