The Christmas Tree

Oh come on! I am not a puppy anymore!

I had forgotten about having to do this until I went to visit my friend.  I thought she had been interrupted while she was decorating her tree because it only looked half-decorated.  Then her two dogs got into a playful wrestling match, and I realized why the decorations only went from the middle up. “Don’t decorate below the Dog Line!”  (We had a similar phrase in my family that said not to eat the grapes that grew below the Dog Line.)

Little Cairn terrier takes a nap under the Christmas tree.Geordie always liked taking a nap under the tree.  I wasn’t sure if he were waiting for Santa or if he were participating in the nativity.  Perhaps a little of both!

Dog Days of Summer – A Poem by Geordie the Dog

Dog Days of Summer

Be careful when you close that
big white fridge door.
I’m lying quite near
on the cool kitchen floor.
I don’t want you dropping
stuff on my poor head.
I’m really alive
though I look like I’m dead.
I’m missing the ice and the snow
and the slush
of Winter as you scoot me around by my tush.
I think that this Summer,
I’ve paid my “heat dues”
Now how ’bout we go on an
Alaskan cruise!!!

Hot Dog 2 (800x600)

 

Things To Do On Saturday (or “Why I Am Such A Good Boy”)

These events took place over the course of one weekend when Bitey had just turned four months old.  This was before  I had a camera, and it took me pages and pages to scribble out all of the misery my puppy put me through in those two days!

I'll save you!
I’ll save you!
This soap would be easier to grip if it had grooves...
This soap would be easier to grip if it had grooves…
This shower curtain should be longer.
This shower curtain should be longer.
You could save some money on kibble if you let me eat from here!
You could save some money on kibble if you let me eat from here!
But I like coffee.  Honest!
But I like coffee. Honest!
Buttons are too dressy!  A  pullover would do just fine.
Buttons are too dressy! A pullover would do just fine.
Aww...don't give this sweater away to charity.  I like it!
Aww…don’t give this sweater away to charity. I like it!
Good Boy Sweater 2

I'll tear out this page in Grandpap's catalog so he knows just what to get me.
I’ll tear out this page in Grandpap’s catalog so he knows just what to get me.
I'll save some money by eating my yard yark.
I’ll save some money by eating my yard yark.
What?  I just wanted to read it!
What? I just wanted to read it!
Redecorating is fun!
Redecorating is fun!
Mommy's shoe needs breaking in.
Mommy’s shoe needs breaking in.
I'll put this where Mommy can find it easily!
I’ll put this where Mommy can find it easily!
This rug would go better in the middle of the room.
This rug would go better in the middle of the room.
I'll test and make sure this coffee table leg is strong!
I’ll test and make sure this coffee table leg is strong!
A tired Mommy is a good Mommy!
A tired Mommy is a good Mommy!