God told the puppies,
“I want you to be barky, barky!”
‘Specially the small ones
I want you to be barky, barky!
Day and night and
twilight and afternoon
So
humans
You’ll annoy.”
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Come spend a day with Bitey and Toby in Dream Our World where they view the world of art from a canine perspective and enjoy a day of unsupervised fun.
Dream Our World is available from Amazon.
Hello friends!
I have some big news. I found out about a really exciting opportunity. It was so wonderful that I selfishly kept the news to myself so that I wouldn’t end up competing with friends for this spot. There were lots of tests and counseling and even boring essays to write, and after everything…I was the one who was chosen! I will be doing a really important externship. The only catch is that I had to move in order to take the position. In fact, I already started my new job last Monday.
Before I left, an orange butterfly came to tell me that I was accepted. A few minutes after I left, I came back as another orange butterfly to show Mom and Gma and Gpa that I was OK and liked my new job. The next day, I borrowed a robin body to come back for another visit, but I misjudged and flew into the door and killed myself. Sheesh. What a week I am having.
On Friday I tried visiting again, but it was only in the 30’s outside. Butterfly bodies won’t work in those temps, but there was a boring, practical house fly body that would work. So, I popped into the house and decided to grab a quick sandwich before delivering my message when – whack! Yes, it has been quite a week.
When I arrived on the Other Side, it was as if I had just scored the winning touchdown. There were so many gathered around to congratulate me and welcome me. There were high fives and back pats and plenty of tail sniffs. It felt good to be home.
The title for my new job is the curator of the MOH (Museum of Heaven). Seeing as it is a museum for dogs, I believe the first room I will fill will be the Hall of Poo. All the most creative piles throughout history will be gathered under one roof. Oh, and instead of a Comment Wall, we will have a Marking Wall. Go ahead. Mark away. Everyone will love to sniff your tidings.
Please don’t feel sad, friends. I am happier than I have ever been. (If you want to though, you can make fun of Toby. I know I will.)
In Dream Our World, you are invited on an extraordinary journey of the imagination where Bitey and Toby visit the museum of their dreams. The exhibits at the MOTI have the unique twist of being depicted as the pups see them. And how is that? With the boys front and center, of course!
Bitey and Toby’s story is told in pictures, not in words. Let the paintings speak to you. Let your mind tell the story. Most of all, have fun!
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I am both happy and sad to have this book done. I have been working on it so long that it feels like a part of me. Inside, I have constructed a world made of pieces of my neighborhood mixed with drawings of my pups’ actual personalities. If you read it, I hope that you enjoy the adventure!
Seriously, you chose this picture?!?
When Geordie saw the picture of Toby I posted on the blog, he insisted that I put a picture of him up next. For some reason he is unhappy about this one.
This is a draft of one of the pictures in his (and Toby’s. Don’t tell him Toby is in the book too) next book. Although I have been working on it for a year, it feels like I am never going to get done.
This book is filled with so many memories for me. It has also been a great opportunity for me to learn more about working with digital media. At the rate I am going, though, I will die of oldness long before I ever get done.
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To read some of Bitey and Toby’s already finished adventures, pick up a copy of Poopiter.
Poopiter is available at Amazon. It would make a great Christmas gift for the dog lover in your life!
Grrroooaaannn, right?
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Hope everyone enjoys a fun night of Trick-or-Treating or handing out candy.
As for real Bitey and Toby, we will likely be hiding from night visitors because these two are too barky. (Don’t ring our bell…we won’t be home!)
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Idiot.
Toby can find games anywhere….even in leaves blowing past us on our walks.
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True story. I really do have freckles (shut up, you two laughing dogs) in the shape of an angelfish on my arm. I don’t have any tattoos, and I have wondered on occasion what I would get if I did get one. I guess an angelfish is as nice of one as any!
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To read about what life was like for Bitey before Toby came along, pick up a copy of:
A Tired Mommy Is a Good Mommy
Available at Amazon.
I’m just waiting for Toby to get the hang of asking folks to “pull my finger”.
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To read about what life was like for Bitey before Toby came along, pick up a copy of:
A Tired Mommy Is a Good Mommy
The Adventures of Bitey Dog 