Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Don’t forget to annoy your friends and coworkers.
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Angelfish Tattoo
True story. I really do have freckles (shut up, you two laughing dogs) in the shape of an angelfish on my arm. I don’t have any tattoos, and I have wondered on occasion what I would get if I did get one. I guess an angelfish is as nice of one as any!
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To read about what life was like for Bitey before Toby came along, pick up a copy of:
A Tired Mommy Is a Good Mommy
Available at Amazon.
Toby’s Favorite Teacher
I’m just waiting for Toby to get the hang of asking folks to “pull my finger”.
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To read about what life was like for Bitey before Toby came along, pick up a copy of:
A Tired Mommy Is a Good Mommy
Toby’s Favorite Sandwich
Not that my puppy is gassy or anything….
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Sign of the Times
For some reason, this makes me laugh.
(This was the work of the little one.)
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To read more of Bitey’s adventures before the sign-chewing Usurper came along, pick up a copy of A Tired Mommy Is a Good Mommy. It is available at Amazon in both paperback and Kindle versions.
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Bitey and his new usurping little brother will soon be starring in the illustrated Poopiter. I made some corrections to the manuscript this morning and sent it off this afternoon. If the proof comes back OK, it will be ready for publishing possibly this week. Stop by often for updates on the book’s progress!
Butterflies
I have a friend who says that puppies’ souls come back to visit their mommies as butterflies.
Perhaps that is why my boys enjoy chasing butterflies so much…they sense a kindred spirit.
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To read more of Bitey’s adventures, pick up a copy of A Tired Mommy Is a Good Mommy. It is available from Amazon in both paperback and Kindle versions.
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Coming Soon! Bitey and his little brother Toby will have their own book. I got a proof back from the printer yesterday, but there had been a problem with compression when the manuscript was sent. I fixed that and resubmitted, so hopefully it will be good enough to approve next time!
Woof!
Throw it again!
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To meet more of Bitey Dog’s friends, pick up a copy of A Tired Mommy Is a Good Mommy available at Amazon in paperback and Kindle versions.
Little Bird, Little Bird…
…fly through my window!
Note, little bird, that the song did not say “Poop on my lawn chair!” or “Make my small dogs bark!”. You really should reconsider your agenda for the day.
When Geordie was a puppy, he had a bird friend: The Faux-hawk Robin. This bird had a peculiar feather-do that made him easy to spot. After that first friend, Geordie was never playful with birds again. I am glad I got to watch the two of them together.
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To read more of Bitey’s adventures, pick up a copy of his book, A Tired Mommy Is a Good Mommy available in paperback and Kindle versions at Amazon.
The Usurper
Years ago I drew a sketch of Geordie when he was little. I thought Toby also deserved a picture that actually kind of looked like him instead of the puppy in the green sweater as I often depict him. So, this is my Toby…the bane of Geordie’s existence. Mwahahaha!
Teeny Tiny Toby’s Terrible Tuesday Temper Tantrum
…which really took place on a Monday…but I am posting about it on a Friday!
I got fortunate in that Toby decided to throw one of these fits in front of the vet. She was taken aback at the viciousness of his outburst. She said that this is simply what he does when he doesn’t get his way, and no one should give in to him or he will learn that this is how he gets what he wants. The down side? This
I was feeling happy that my little monster had largely outgrown this phase, until today. Then ol’ crabby pants showed up again to say that he did not appreciate the hug I gave him after supper. Looks like I had better keep the Band Aids handy.
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To read more of Bitey’s adventures, pick up a copy (or download a Kindle version) of his book A Tired Mommy Is a Good Mommy, available at Amazon.
The Adventures of Bitey Dog 