Tee Hee! She’ll never even know I was here!
I guess he thought I could sleep through this.
puppy
Pumpkin Beard
Based on actual events.
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On Wednesday mom had to turn the compost. She let me in the garden with her but told me not to pee on the cabbages. I didn’t. I was a good boy. Instead I peed on my leash. Then while she tried to grab a non-peey part of my leash, I ran over and stuck my head in compost juice. (Her mix is too green and not enough brown so it smells very, very nasty…just the way we puppies like it.)
Oh, wait. Something can.
I told you stories about me were more interesting!
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Further Down the Rabbit Hole
Yes, while my head was still grotesquely swollen from bee stings, I woke up to my right eye drooping half-way down my face like a stroke victim.
Seriously, you’re not going to make me walk with her in public, are you?
At my follow up eye appointment I had to discuss with the doctor whether or not I had had a stroke. That’s always fun. The doctor suggested my condition might be Bell’s Palsy. I had disregarded that thought initially because the symptoms weren’t constant. I guess they don’t have to be.
My mom took pity on me and my homemade eye aids and got me a pair of sleep goggles. They are supposed to create a seal to protect your eyes from air and to lock in moisture. Unfortunately I am not a adult-sized human so they are too large to fit inside of my orbital bones, and they gap. They do block out the light nicely.
Both Bell’s Palsy and logopthalmos (sleeping with your eyes open) have to do with damage to a nerve. Out of curiosity I googled whether chiropractics might help Bell’s Palsy, and the answer was yes. The doctor said that Bell’s Palsy usually only lasts a year or two, but if I could shorten that, I would be happy. Happy enough to cry? We’ll see. (Ha ha)
Toby doesn’t care about my eye situation – unless I step on him when they covered. He prefers to concentrate on his “Sexy Parties”. (Note how one of Toby’s may female admirers is giving him a kiss at this get together.)
Toby is the only boy on our walks, and he loves the attention of so many ladies.
More stories about me, and less about your crap!
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The New Mug
Don’t worry. Toby is fine. He doesn’t have to go to the vet; I do.
I don’t need the vet. I’m perfect.
I thought I had a handle on my eye problems, but on Monday my eye swelled up like a Greg Nicotero creation. When Friday came along and I still wasn’t feeling well, I decided to call the doctor. We’ll find out on Monday if I can go back to being me or if I have to move to Georgia to work as an extra on The Walking Dead.
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If you are in or might be visiting New York City, don’t forget to stop by The Museum of the Dog! Help to rebuild NYC while celebrating humankind’s best friend. If you can’t go in person, consider buying a gift from the museum’s gift shop.
Curious what pups might do in a museum geared for dogs? Then pick up a copy of Dream Our World.
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I Win! I Win!
Yippee!
Mom thought she beat me with that training collar thingie, but I outsmarted her. She told me I am not supposed to bark, so instead I now groan and howl and sing and talk and yodel…anything but bark. And since I am not barking, she can’t say anything. Ha! I win!
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National Doughnut Day
Happy National Doughnut Day!
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The gift of a pet portrait can be very touching to someone who has recently lost a companion. It is also a fun way to celebrate a new addition to the family.
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Last Spring – The Fall
Splat!
It has been a year now since The Fall. At the time I expected to be better in a few weeks, but it was months before I could even take the dogs for a hobble. My left knee never did recover, and still can’t fully bend it.
Toby takes advantage of my not being able to properly kick his butt. This morning – at that magical Dogging Hour of 3:00 a.m. – he decided to destroy a few things around the house.
Heh, Mom’s not looking. I’m going to steal her package.
Oops. Caught. I’ll pretend that I am not interested.
I just can’t help myself…
I really AM interested!
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Inside, my boys visit the Museum of the Imagination and view the world of art from a canine perspective.
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Come On Guys, Let’s Go!
Come on Toby. Let’s be fair. The real reason you are being taken on three walks a day is because you chewed up my book, ate a note pad, tipped over the trash can, climbed up on the bed and stole a hankie, ran through the house with my underwear…do I need to go on?
No, I know.
After my scale-crunching last post, I have been cutting back on portions and walking more (all the things panicked chubby humans do). Today I checked, and I found that I had lost -4 pounds.
I guess with everything else in the world being upside down, I shouldn’t be surprised that the laws of physics are too.
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Today I Am A Man!
Stuffies are too manly!!
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Those Dreaded “T” Words
After a walk through a field with Toby, I checked my puppy to make sure he had no fur hitchhikers. That afternoon, just to be safe, I checked him again. In case there might be any late biters, that evening I checked him again.
I have to say that by the end of the day, he was really ticked with me.
For heaven’s sake, quit using me as a prop in your lame stories.
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Toby, like most pets, is loving this lock down….his grandparents, not so much. So far, they have had their water filter break, the microwave break and a drain back up.
On top of these things, they are seriously not liking the new mask rules. My Mom is severely claustrophobic and won’t go anywhere they are required. Both of my parents are hard of hearing (age related). Not only are they having trouble hearing people, they can’t lip read with everyone’s faces covered.
What a strange world we find ourselves in.
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The Adventures of Bitey Dog 