First Week Memories

These memories are for when I look back and try to recall what Toby did at which stages of development.

During his first week….

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I had to add water to Toby’s kibble because he was too little to eat the chunks when they were dry.

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Toby didn’t know how to shake.  First he would shake the back end, then the front end.  He didn’t know how to shake them together to properly fluff his fur.

Grrrrr!

At first, Toby was too tiny to make the first step out of the front door, so I would carry him.  One time, I was carrying him inside my coat for the five steps from the front door to the snow when he just conked out.   I couldn’t bring myself to wake him, so I just stood there with the puppy tucked in my coat. Toby was too tiny to see, and as people drove past, they gave me the strangest looks.  (“Look at the odd woman standing in the yard looking at her coat!”)

Geordie wasn’t a happy camper because he had to wait inside.

Gallery o’ Weird Vegetables

Geordie and I garden in the summer.  Here are some of the stranger veggies we have found growing in there.

A strange tomato sits on a window sill.

Gimme a kiss!

Mutant potato

Chernobyl Snoopy potato with tumors.

Carrots twisted around each other.

Twisted Love Carrots

A mutant bum tomato.

Anatomy Tomato

(I have found that when women look at this, they see a bum.  When guys look at it, they see boobs.)

 A really big carrot.

Mega carrot.

Mallet shaped potato

Maxwell’s Potato Hammer

Potato has mitten hand.

“Hello!”

This one grew with the “hand” sticking up out of the dirt.  It put me in the mind of zombies for some reason…..

Big yellow tomato and regular red tomato.

The red tomato is a regular sized tomato.  The yellow one weighed several pounds.  Before he could take over the world, I turned the yellow one into sauce!

Biscuit Dust

Geordie is really fond of Breath Buster biscuits, and when he finished a package all that remained were very fine crumbs.  Since he liked the biscuits so well, I figured he would enjoy the crumbs, so I poured them into his bowl and let him help himself.

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I didn’t give it another thought until later I saw him sitting up on his haunches, using his paws like a bunny washing her face.  What?!?  Geordie doesn’t wash his face that way!  Upon investigation, I found that the biscuit dust I had given Geordie had turned into a paste and stuck securely to the roof of his mouth.  I wanted to use my finger to gently dislodge it for him, but he would not let me put one in his mouth.  (The look on his face said that he thought I was going to try to take the food from him.)

Hmm…what can I use?  I know, his toothbrush!  I grabbed his toothbrush (and promised him that could still eat the food) and carefully pried the paste loose.  I thought it was interesting that Geordie would allow a tool in his mouth (but not a hand), and it made me grateful that I had gotten him used to it.

Today’s lesson: if you give your puppy biscuit dust, make sure it is in tiny quantities so it doesn’t stick to his mouth.

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The Real Reason I Brush Puppy’s Teeth

In the past week, the subject of brushing your dogs teeth has come up several times among friends.  These days, I tell myself that the reason I do it is for my dog’s health.  Thinking about it,  however, started to bring up long-buried memories of why I really brush Bitey’s teeth…

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Prior to Geordie, my family had a dog, and in all his years we never brushed his teeth.  We never even thought about brushing a dog’s teeth.  When I first heard about the practice, I thought people were going overboard with anthropomorphizing their pets.  On the day Geordie showed up on my doorstep, my folks brought along a little puppy starter kit with a leash and bowls and toothbrush/toothpaste.  I wasn’t sure how much I would use it, but it was a gift, so I wanted to at least try.

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If you’ve ever brushed a puppy’s teeth, you know how awful this process can be.  They are bitey creatures by nature, and putting your fingers in their mouths sets you up for a world of hurt.  The reason I was so persistent about brushing Geordie’s teeth was that it was a war of wills.  He was determined that he was going to be the boss of everything, and I was even more determined to prove him wrong.  Wrestling the puppy each day and forcing him to be still while I cleaned his teeth turned out to be a good lesson on which of us was stronger willed.

Eventually, I found a brand of toothpaste that Geordie liked, and that helped the process a lot.  Nowadays,  he will actually remind me if I forget to brush his teeth.  He still doesn’t like the brushing part, and for as long as he can, he stalls and hides his face against my shirt so that I can’t get to him.  He thinks he is getting away with something, but to me it is a chance to get some snuggles from my non-snuggly guy.

Go ahead.  Hide away, my little boy.  I will take all the hugs I can get.

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A Good Scottish Name

One day, before puppy had a name, I was out taking him for  some exercise.  A neighbors saw us and said, “Oh, I see you have a new puppy.  What’s her name?”  (Everyone always mistook him for a girl.)  “Well,” I said, “I found out that terriers come from Scotland and I wanted him to have a a Scottish name, so I decided to call him ‘Wee Evil Beastie!'”

We are not amused.
We are not amused.

What IS That?!? Yipe! Yipe! Yipe!

After our “pet me until I go to sleep” experience on our first night, I woke up on the second day cautiously optimistic that perhaps the puppy did like me after all.  Maybe our relationship was going to be OK!

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That afternoon, the puppy was engrossed with a toy, so I decided to sneak into the next room and grab the newspaper.  The puppy apparently didn’t notice me leave the room, but he heard me rustle the paper and came to investigate.  What did he find?  A strange person!!  This scared him so badly that he scrunched his eyes shut and ran screaming (Yipe!  Yipe!  Yipe!) as fast as his little legs would take him.  He barreled right into the refrigerator but was too afraid to open his eyes to navigate and kept banging into it again and again.

I sure made an impression on my boy, didn’t I?  As soon as I’d left the room, he no longer recognized me! : (

Trip to the Pet Store

This picture was taken on the first day my

puppy and I met. At this point, he didn’t even

have a name yet.

Bitey isn’t my boy’s real name.  Let’s call him Geordie just for fun.

Before we could get started on our adventures today we had to make a stop at the bank.  At the drive through, the teller sent FOUR biscuits to Geordie through the tube.  She said she thought he looked cute with the wind blowing in his fur as he sat on the seat beside me.  (I had the vent fan on.)

Then off we went to PetSmart.  This was the day that puppy discovered that the pet store has toys. One of the things on my list was a new loofa dog for him. The display for them was at the check out. I picked out a blue one that I liked, and a cream one that looked like the one he had before only it was twice the size. I held them both up for him and asked which he wanted. He took one look at the cream one and started that “ooh!  ooh!” cry terriers give when they see a friend. OK, we’ll get the cream one. The woman in line behind us just laughed and laughed watching the all-too-human expressions my boy has.At the checkout, Geordie stood up on his back legs, trying to be as tall as he could to see what was going on. After ringing up the toy, the cashier handed it to my puppy. He was SO happy that he trotted out of the store with his head high and his new toy wiener dog (that’s bigger than he is) in his mouth. He got a lot of “Awww”s today.

After that, we went to PetCo. where he met a spotted dachshund.  The man with him said that the dog was a silver dappled dachshund.  I’d never seen one like it before.  He and my pup hit it off right away.  The two of them both did that polished-floor-backpedaling that dogs to so well at stores.

This trip confirmed to Bitey that PET STORES HAVE TOYS!  I squeaked a few, just checking them out, and he went nuts sticking his nose into those wire bins to get at things.  He’d look up at stuff with his “You’re going to give me that, aren’t you?” look.  I realized that the only time he sees a toy, it is when I am giving it to him.  In his mind, every toy he sees is his.  I’m not quite sure how he processed the experience.

Next we stopped at the Pet Warehouse.  Geordie has only been there twice, but he recognized the place as soon as I pulled into the lot.  He had a great time walking by all of the bins of raw hide and sniffing them.  I know he would love raw hide, but it is so bad for dogs.  As much as I’d love to indulge him, I know it would make him terribly sick.

Next, he wanted to go over to the aquarium section, so we did.  I lifted him up to see the fish in the tubs, but he seemed more interested in the “bath tubs” than he was in the fish.  I had tried showing him birds at PetSmart, but he just wanted to gaze at all the displays.  (I’m surprised because of his feelings toward birds in general.)  At PetCo, there were cats in kennels at one end of the store.  The cats glared at him with venom in their eyes, but Geordie was blissfully unaware that the cats were even there.  He doesn’t seem to notice cats much anyway.

The toys at the Pet Warehouse were reasonably priced, so I chose a couple and set them on the floor.  I asked Geordie which one he wanted.  I didn’t even get the sentence out when he had lunged for the toy seal.  OK, we’ll get the seal.  When I told my Mom what I had done, she said that she never thought to let the puppy pick out his own stuff.  I like to let him so that I can see how his mind works.  He has lots of opinions, and he’s not shy about sharing.

So, four biscuits, two new toys, a ride in the car and a walk around the neighborhood.  Not a bad day for a little puppy.  If this is a dog’s life, it ain’t too bad.

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