This is based on actual events. It happens every time I ask them to choose. Geordie loves biscuits, but Toby loves Geordie.
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Memories
Angelfish Tattoo
True story. I really do have freckles (shut up, you two laughing dogs) in the shape of an angelfish on my arm. I don’t have any tattoos, and I have wondered on occasion what I would get if I did get one. I guess an angelfish is as nice of one as any!
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To read about what life was like for Bitey before Toby came along, pick up a copy of:
A Tired Mommy Is a Good Mommy
Available at Amazon.
Toby’s Favorite Teacher
I’m just waiting for Toby to get the hang of asking folks to “pull my finger”.
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To read about what life was like for Bitey before Toby came along, pick up a copy of:
A Tired Mommy Is a Good Mommy
Sign of the Times
For some reason, this makes me laugh.
(This was the work of the little one.)
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To read more of Bitey’s adventures before the sign-chewing Usurper came along, pick up a copy of A Tired Mommy Is a Good Mommy. It is available at Amazon in both paperback and Kindle versions.
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Bitey and his new usurping little brother will soon be starring in the illustrated Poopiter. I made some corrections to the manuscript this morning and sent it off this afternoon. If the proof comes back OK, it will be ready for publishing possibly this week. Stop by often for updates on the book’s progress!
Love Handles
Seeing this makes me laugh. Out of the 20+ tennis balls Toby has, he has chewed fuzz handles into all but two.
My boy sure has some strange hobbies.
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To read more of Bitey Dog’s adventures, pick up a copy of A Tired Mommy Is a Good Mommy. It is available in both paperback and Kindle versions at Amazon.
Hopefully coming soon will be Bitey and Toby’s new book!
Little Bird, Little Bird…
…fly through my window!
Note, little bird, that the song did not say “Poop on my lawn chair!” or “Make my small dogs bark!”. You really should reconsider your agenda for the day.
When Geordie was a puppy, he had a bird friend: The Faux-hawk Robin. This bird had a peculiar feather-do that made him easy to spot. After that first friend, Geordie was never playful with birds again. I am glad I got to watch the two of them together.
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To read more of Bitey’s adventures, pick up a copy of his book, A Tired Mommy Is a Good Mommy available in paperback and Kindle versions at Amazon.
The Usurper
Years ago I drew a sketch of Geordie when he was little. I thought Toby also deserved a picture that actually kind of looked like him instead of the puppy in the green sweater as I often depict him. So, this is my Toby…the bane of Geordie’s existence. Mwahahaha!
Teeny Tiny Toby’s Terrible Tuesday Temper Tantrum
…which really took place on a Monday…but I am posting about it on a Friday!
I got fortunate in that Toby decided to throw one of these fits in front of the vet. She was taken aback at the viciousness of his outburst. She said that this is simply what he does when he doesn’t get his way, and no one should give in to him or he will learn that this is how he gets what he wants. The down side? This
I was feeling happy that my little monster had largely outgrown this phase, until today. Then ol’ crabby pants showed up again to say that he did not appreciate the hug I gave him after supper. Looks like I had better keep the Band Aids handy.
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To read more of Bitey’s adventures, pick up a copy (or download a Kindle version) of his book A Tired Mommy Is a Good Mommy, available at Amazon.
The Easter Egg
I can’t remember the last time I had an Easter egg to find. You can imagine my surprise when I was heading out to look at the garden and found this little guy sitting on the backs step!
He was just so perfect and Easter-y looking in his aqua shell.
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Bitey Dog’s book, A Tired Mommy Is a Good Mommy is available in paperback at Amazon. (Also comes in Kindle format.) It would make a great gift for Mothers’ Day!
Come Play With Us!
OK, in reality I do make time for my pups, but it seems that computer work has taken over my life in recent weeks.
The Adventures of Bitey Dog 